Friday, April 23, 2010

Filthy Friday – Infomaniac House of Beauty Edition

Health and safety inspectors (pictured below) investigate conditions at the Infomaniac House of Beauty


[thanks again, Kapitano]

20 comments:

  1. 1st health code violation

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  2. Silly boy, that's the hair dryer cord.

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  3. "Gentlemen, START THE COFFEE ENEMA PUMP !! "

    Oh, I thought this was a caption contest. My bad.

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  4. **puts on gloves, face mask and clean room booties**

    Hellloooooo Filthy Friday.

    Stay at least 3 feet away please.

    Oh HAI XL!

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  5. Health and safety inspectors? It looks more like Vice Squad cracking down on a whorehouse!

    And it looks like they're checking to see if the workers are hiding contraband!

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  6. remember the story of alexander graham bell & mr.watson? this is it. this is an actual photo of that first telephone conversation. it wasn't entirely wireless.

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  7. I will happily show them around. I'm sure they will be most impressed with my butter stick.
    Sx

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  8. Damn these ikea flatpack bathrooms,

    Now ... does this bit of hose go in here?

    Oh.. no there are loose screws left over...

    "And Hey! You watching from the doorway.... yes you, don't think I dont have eyes in the back of my head... Make yourself useful and find the damn hex key"...

    "Well it's somewhere in here"...

    "No... i don't know were i left it".
    "If I did know, do you think I'd be asking you"?...

    "Check if one of these loose screws have sat on it!... They had it last"!

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  9. i think it's a good thing i don't have my glasses on this morning! xoxoxox

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  10. "Ooh, this tapeworm just doesn't want to come out!"

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  11. "conditions"

    What are your Beauty victims 'coming down' with now?

    Polio? Black Vomit? Bloody Flux? Consumption? Accelerated Decrepitude? Putrid Fever?

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  12. i am offended all over again. I don't think scrubbing bubblesare going to help that mans colon one bit. But I'm a not a doctor, i am a kabuki.

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  13. And may I add that since my involvement with infomaniac i have never felt or looked more beautiful. just don't eat there.

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  14. BITCHES: Mistress MJ is self-medicating due to female troubles and is not responding personally to each and every comment today.

    Trust that she is managing to crack a smile as she reads each of your bon mots.

    *retreats to fainting couch*

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  15. That guy has a very small dick. The one in the middle...

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  16. Dicky Tricky Ficky.

    Das ist konkrete Poesie.

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  17. love those SURPRISE inspections most! :-)

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  18. I've heard that beauty is skin deep, but I didn't know that you had to go that deep!

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  19. Now that's a whole lotta ass!

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