The Infomaniac House of Beauty is happy to accommodate Mr. Peenee and his friends with a Spa Day.
Pictured above: Mr. Peenee has his nails polished, flanked by Normadesmond, Jason and Felix.
Let’s peek under the dryers, shall we? …
Felix: Well this kabuki zero is a friend of mine. He's really a terrible man-trap. He's got those eyes that run up and down a man like a searchlight.
Here we see manicurist Olga applying a coat of Jungle Red to the catty Ayem8y’s talons …
Oh, you remember the awful things they said about what's-her-name before she jumped out the window? There. You see? I can't even remember her name so who cares?
Meanwhile over at the tranquility bath, Ayem8y (left) and Miss kabuki zero exchange words …
There is a name for you, ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel.
And now we return to the lovely Peenee …
Et voilà! Mr. Peenee has been transformed! …
I've had two years to grow claws , Mother. Jungle Red!
So won’t the rest of you bitches join us for a Spa Day at the Infomaniac House of Beauty?
Oh, just one more thing …
Mr. Peenee asks …“Why doncha run down to the drive-through Daiquiri Barn and get us a couple of buckets?”
Well bitches? What are you waiting for? You heard the lady!
1st
ReplyDeleteI could use a spa day.
Could somebody run and get me a double egg salad on white toast?
ReplyDeleteXL: 1st
ReplyDeleteI could use a spa day.
But YOU’RE in charge of towel fluffing!
MR. PEENEE: Could somebody run and get me a double egg salad on white toast?
Why?
Are you having female trouble?
I'm here for a haircut...and the free food.
ReplyDeleteOh how Marvelous,
ReplyDeleteThat should be just the ticket...
An "Up Do" please, and a daquri bucket thankyou...
Something Festive and fabulous for the nails I think... Do you have a "Blodshot Red" to mach my eyes?
I KNEW you would recognize that line.
ReplyDelete*looks down scuffing feet*
ReplyDeleteThis one thought you would include him at the shoe shine stand Mistress......
Slave Damien *sighs*
I would like to be a beauty therapist and would be happy to practice on the Infomaniac clientele.
ReplyDeleteI can do amazing things with warm dung, medical bandages, butter and milk. I'm only charging £300 for 30 minutes. Bargain!
Sx
Why These 4 have had a lovely time a the spa...
ReplyDeleteru-roh, I only brought Vodka. After an "incident" in my youth, I no longer recognize the existance of Daiquiri's.
ReplyDeleteEROS: I'm here for a haircut...and the free food.
ReplyDeleteI hope you like double egg salad on white toast.
PRINCESS: Oh how Marvelous,
That should be just the ticket...
An "Up Do" please, and a daquri bucket thankyou...
Something Festive and fabulous for the nails I think... Do you have a "Blodshot Red" to mach my eyes?
How about something from Opi’s new Alice in Wonderland collection?
MR. PEENEE: I KNEW you would recognize that line.
I’m wearing cha cha heels as we speak!
And furthermore…
"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!"
DAMIEN: *looks down scuffing feet*
This one thought you would include him at the shoe shine stand Mistress......
Slave Damien *sighs*
We just assumed you were too busy worshipping at the feet of Sir David Attenborough.
SCARLET: I would like to be a beauty therapist and would be happy to practice on the Infomaniac clientele.
I can do amazing things with warm dung, medical bandages, butter and milk. I'm only charging £300 for 30 minutes. Bargain!
Your prowess with dung and a pound of butter is all well and good but do you have a knack for gossip?
And may we have a list of your previous clientele?
PRINCESS: Why These 4 have had a lovely time a the spa...
Candidates for The Hair Hall of Fame!
BOXER: ru-roh, I only brought Vodka. After an "incident" in my youth, I no longer recognize the existance of Daiquiri's.
Mistress MJ could say that about any alcoholic beverage but she never let that stop her.
One very happy client.
ReplyDeleteSx
SCARLET: The notorious Bubbles Devere?
ReplyDeleteShe’s behind in her payments! Is THAT why you’re seeking employment elsewhere?
And are YOU the one responsible for her anal bleaching?
Ah, I'd never use bleach. It was an ancient organic homeopathic treatment championed by Elizabeth I - arsenic.
ReplyDeleteSx
SCARLET: Ah, I'd never use bleach. It was an ancient organic homeopathic treatment championed by Elizabeth I - arsenic.
ReplyDeleteARSE-nic.
Teehee.
XL: I will be interested in one of Miss Scarlet's treatments if there is a low-fat alternative to butter offered.
ReplyDeleteArse-nic, apparently!
Anyone wanting a firm massage ??? I will jump up and down on ya till I hear bones crack..........Its very relaxing
ReplyDelete***sniggers***
Oh my!
ReplyDeleteHRH 'Pete had his appointment at Elizabeth Ardens for his Spring Spa day yesterday.
Have a good one. I see Miss Scarlet is offering her services with a stick of butter. I wish you luck with that.
I'm off lounging on my chaise with a bottle of Moet and Caviar.
Why, Mr Peenee's beautiful!
ReplyDeleteNow, does the spa have any depilatories to remove that fine down around his shoulders and cuffs?
i just had the hair waxed out of my ears so now i can finally hear what you're saying.
ReplyDelete"Our new one-piece lace foundation garment. Zips up the back and no bone..."
ReplyDelete[exits dressing room in a swish of chiffon]
I need a shave....well you know that....you've seen the photos.....heh
ReplyDeleteBEAST: Anyone wanting a firm massage ??? I will jump up and down on ya till I hear bones crack..........Its very relaxing
ReplyDelete***sniggers***
What’s that smell?
Oh, hello Beast.
CYBERPOOF: Oh my!
HRH 'Pete had his appointment at Elizabeth Ardens for his Spring Spa day yesterday.
Have a good one. I see Miss Scarlet is offering her services with a stick of butter. I wish you luck with that.
I'm off lounging on my chaise with a bottle of Moet and Caviar.
We’ll be hearing more from Miss Scarlet and her butter treatment later.
IVD: Why, Mr Peenee's beautiful!
Now, does the spa have any depilatories to remove that fine down around his shoulders and cuffs?
Mr. Peenee DOES have a certain je ne sais quoi.
I just don’t know what it is.
NORMADESMOND: i just had the hair waxed out of my ears so now i can finally hear what you're saying.
Wait ‘til I get out the Velva cream!
MICHAEL GUY: "Our new one-piece lace foundation garment. Zips up the back and no bone..."
[exits dressing room in a swish of chiffon]
Key word “swish”.
No bone?
Oh honey, Mistress MJ wants bone.
MANUEL: I need a shave....well you know that....you've seen the photos.....heh
Don’t change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
“Meanwhile over at the tranquility bath, Ayem8y (left) and Miss kabuki zero exchange words …”
ReplyDeleteYou simply must see my hairdresser, I DETEST whoever does yours.