If you haven’t already entered our Fave Shoes Photo Competition, you have all day Saturday to do so.
Details here.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
SATURDAY SHOE REMINDER
Mistress MJ dreamed that all you bitches got your shoe submissions in by today’s deadline…
If you haven’t already entered our Fave Shoes Photo Competition, you have all day Saturday to do so.
Details here.
If you haven’t already entered our Fave Shoes Photo Competition, you have all day Saturday to do so.
Details here.
Friday, April 15, 2011
Filthy Friday - Shoe Contest Edition
A reminder that Crocs are forbidden in our Fave Shoes Photo Competition.
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Send your photo submission to us by Saturday night for your chance to win.
Details here.
Send your photo submission to us by Saturday night for your chance to win.
Details here.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
A Message from the Infomaniac Drinking Team
Crocs and flip-flops will be disqualified from our Fave Shoes Photo Competition!
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We’d rather you go barefoot.
For details on the contest, click here.
We’d rather you go barefoot.
For details on the contest, click here.
Get on the Shoe Phone!
Get on the Shoe Phone and tell your friends about our Fave Shoes Photo Competition!
Details in the previous posts or CLICK HERE.
Details in the previous posts or CLICK HERE.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Your Favourite Shoes
Bitches, you have until Saturday to enter our Fave Shoes Photo Competition.
Here’s how it works…
Take a photo of your favourite footwear…something (shoes, boots, slippers, etc.) that you OWN. (No Crocs allowed.) ONE PAIR ONLY!
Email the photo to Mistress MJ (email address is in my Blogger Profile) and be sure to include a little blurb telling us about your fave shoes. For example, where you got the shoes, what they mean to you, anecdotes about them, etc.
To qualify for submission, your photo must show the shoes ON your feet...not simply a photo of your shoes collecting dust in the closet.
And that’s all there is to it!
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Here’s how it works…
Take a photo of your favourite footwear…something (shoes, boots, slippers, etc.) that you OWN. (No Crocs allowed.) ONE PAIR ONLY!
Email the photo to Mistress MJ (email address is in my Blogger Profile) and be sure to include a little blurb telling us about your fave shoes. For example, where you got the shoes, what they mean to you, anecdotes about them, etc.
To qualify for submission, your photo must show the shoes ON your feet...not simply a photo of your shoes collecting dust in the closet.
And that’s all there is to it!
Enter soon!
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Shoe Contest Reminder
We know you’re sitting at home in your favourite high heel bunny slippers just WAITING to show them off to the world …
So need we remind you of our FAVE SHOES PHOTO COMPETITION?
Here’s how it works…
Take a photo of a favourite pair of shoes or boots or slippers that you OWN. (No Crocs allowed.)
Email the photo to Mistress MJ (email address is in my Blogger Profile) and be sure to include a little blurb telling us about your fave shoes. For example, where you got the shoes, what they mean to you, anecdotes about them, etc.
To qualify for submission, your photo must show the shoes ON your feet...not simply a photo of your shoes collecting dust in the closet.
And that’s all there is to it!
Get snapping, Bitches!
So need we remind you of our FAVE SHOES PHOTO COMPETITION?
Here’s how it works…
Take a photo of a favourite pair of shoes or boots or slippers that you OWN. (No Crocs allowed.)
Email the photo to Mistress MJ (email address is in my Blogger Profile) and be sure to include a little blurb telling us about your fave shoes. For example, where you got the shoes, what they mean to you, anecdotes about them, etc.
To qualify for submission, your photo must show the shoes ON your feet...not simply a photo of your shoes collecting dust in the closet.
And that’s all there is to it!
Get snapping, Bitches!
Monday, April 11, 2011
Fave Shoes Photo Competition
Do you own a favourite pair of shoes or boots?
If so, get snapping!
Send us a photograph of your fave shoes and you could win a copy of “My Favorite Shoes: True Stories from Around the World”…
This book showcases everything from newborns wearing pink Converse to seniors wearing cowboy boots, from Zambia to Massachusetts, from functional to flashy. You will meet shoes (and the people wearing them) that have crossed the globe or just the street, danced all night or provided quiet companionship. 59 true-life stories of the shoes people love and why, brought to you by Robynne Raye.
To qualify for submission, your photo must show the shoes ON your feet...not simply a photo of your shoes collecting dust in the closet.
Please include a little blurb telling us about your fave shoes. For example, where you got the shoes, what they mean to you, anecdotes about them, etc.
“But it’s so hard to Choo(s) just one pair!” whines Infomaniac Bitch Michael Guy…
Choose ONE pair, dammit, and email the photo with accompanying blurb to Mistress MJ (email address in Blogger Profile) by Saturday, April 16th.
Get snapping, bitches!
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Photo Contest - Coming Soon!
Coming soon on Infomaniac…a photo contest!
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Relax. You won’t be judged on composition or lighting.
We just want you to snap a photograph of your…
Come back on Monday to find out!
Relax. You won’t be judged on composition or lighting.
We just want you to snap a photograph of your…
Come back on Monday to find out!
Saturday, April 09, 2011
Friday, April 08, 2011
Friday Night
Herr Mago arrives just in time with a bottle to relieve Miss Roses from a Friday night sat at her laptop, Miss Scarlet from watching lambing live on BBC 2, and an unidentified Infomaniac Bitch just looking for a good time...
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(click pic to enlarge)
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Le Weekend
Le weekend...it's already begun here on Infomaniac!
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But beware...you're being watched.
Click to enlarge the photo to see what we mean.
But beware...you're being watched.
Click to enlarge the photo to see what we mean.
Wednesday, April 06, 2011
World Penis Size Map
We don’t know where these people got their statistics (Mistress MJ was not consulted to be on the research team) but we thought that the size queens amongst you might find this study of interest.
(click to enlarge...ha!)
In the chart below, countries where Infomaniac’s regular readers reside have been highlighted:
Rank Country Inches
1 Dem. Rep. Congo 7.1
2 Ecuador 6.9
3 Colombia 6.7
4 Ghana 6.7
5 Venezuela 6.7
6 Lebanon 6.6
7 Bolivia 6.5
8 Cameroon 6.5
9 Hungary 6.5
10 Belgium 6.4
15 France 6.3
21 Brazil 6.2
22 Egypt 6.2
23 Italy 6.2
24 Mexico 6.2
25 Netherlands 6.2
36 Denmark 6.0
37 South Africa 6.0
41 Nigeria 6.0
42 Morocco 5.9
47 Gaza Strip 5.9
53 Greece 5.8
54 Sweden 5.8
56 Argentina 5.8
61 Serbia 5.8
64 Germany 5.7
66 Belarus 5.7
67 Iceland 5.7
68 Iran 5.7
69 Iraq 5.7
70 Israel 5.6
74 Poland 5.6
75 Switzerland 5.6
76 Canada 5.5
77 Spain 5.5
78 Turkey 5.5
79 United Kingdom 5.5
82 New Zealand 5.5
90 Afghanistan 5.3
92 Australia 5.2
93 Russia 5.2
94 USA 5.1
95 Ireland 5.0
96 Mongolia 5.0
100 Indonesia 4.6
107 China 4.3
108 Japan 4.3
110 Philippines 4.2
111 Taiwan 4.2
112 India 4.2
113 Cambodia 4.0
114 Thailand 4.0
115 South Korea 3.8
If we are to accept these findings and apply them to our own regular Infomaniac Bitches, that means that CyberPete (from Denmark) has the biggest willie of all of you. Mago (in Germany) is a runner-up.
You’d better hope that Jôka P. (an occasional Infomaniac reader from Brazil) doesn’t show up to claim his spot above the rest of you.
In the chart below, countries where Infomaniac’s regular readers reside have been highlighted:
Rank Country Inches
1 Dem. Rep. Congo 7.1
2 Ecuador 6.9
3 Colombia 6.7
4 Ghana 6.7
5 Venezuela 6.7
6 Lebanon 6.6
7 Bolivia 6.5
8 Cameroon 6.5
9 Hungary 6.5
10 Belgium 6.4
15 France 6.3
21 Brazil 6.2
22 Egypt 6.2
23 Italy 6.2
24 Mexico 6.2
25 Netherlands 6.2
36 Denmark 6.0
37 South Africa 6.0
41 Nigeria 6.0
42 Morocco 5.9
47 Gaza Strip 5.9
53 Greece 5.8
54 Sweden 5.8
56 Argentina 5.8
61 Serbia 5.8
64 Germany 5.7
66 Belarus 5.7
67 Iceland 5.7
68 Iran 5.7
69 Iraq 5.7
70 Israel 5.6
74 Poland 5.6
75 Switzerland 5.6
76 Canada 5.5
77 Spain 5.5
78 Turkey 5.5
79 United Kingdom 5.5
82 New Zealand 5.5
90 Afghanistan 5.3
92 Australia 5.2
93 Russia 5.2
94 USA 5.1
95 Ireland 5.0
96 Mongolia 5.0
100 Indonesia 4.6
107 China 4.3
108 Japan 4.3
110 Philippines 4.2
111 Taiwan 4.2
112 India 4.2
113 Cambodia 4.0
114 Thailand 4.0
115 South Korea 3.8
If we are to accept these findings and apply them to our own regular Infomaniac Bitches, that means that CyberPete (from Denmark) has the biggest willie of all of you. Mago (in Germany) is a runner-up.
You’d better hope that Jôka P. (an occasional Infomaniac reader from Brazil) doesn’t show up to claim his spot above the rest of you.
Tuesday, April 05, 2011
Peenee and Piggy
April 5th: WHAT a DAY!
For on this day, our dear Mr. Peenee and the late, great Piggy were born.
Peenee (far left)
Join us in celebrating Mr. Peenee’s special day with a nice slice of cake…
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Apologies. The pastry chef can’t spell.
Peenee is visiting Jason in New Orleans this week. Have fun boys!
And let's raise a glass to the spirit of Piggy…
Mistress MJ will never forget you. Ever.
CAKE, everyone...CAKE!!!
For on this day, our dear Mr. Peenee and the late, great Piggy were born.
Join us in celebrating Mr. Peenee’s special day with a nice slice of cake…
Apologies. The pastry chef can’t spell.
Peenee is visiting Jason in New Orleans this week. Have fun boys!
And let's raise a glass to the spirit of Piggy…
Mistress MJ will never forget you. Ever.
CAKE, everyone...CAKE!!!
Monday, April 04, 2011
Sunday, April 03, 2011
Feeling Fagged
Après-weekend, Mistress MJ is feeling fagged and needs a lie-down and/or a nice cuppa tea.
She will be with you as soon as possible.
Thank you for your patience.
Saturday, April 02, 2011
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