Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Yodelling Pickles and Hopping Lederhosen

It all started many years ago when The Mistress purchased Wind-Up Hopping Lederhosen...



Simply wind it up and watch these Bavarian trousers hop all over.

It's one of my favourite things, ever. But the fun doesn't end there. Oh no, it does not.

The next step in hopping lederhosen research & development was the Remote Controlled, Hopping, Yodelling Lederhosen...



With a remote control shaped like a knackwurst, this product will knock you out.

Demonstration here...



Your head will explode when you see what they came up with next...

A Yodelling Pickle...



Yes! A pickle that yodels at the press of a button.

You've never had so much fun with six and a half inches of plastic!

Demo here...



With Christmas coming, you may want to add a Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament to your wish list. It's equipped with a motion detector that unleashes a yodel...



All these products and oh, SO MUCH MORE are available at The Mistress's favourite store: Archie McPhee in Seattle.

Monday, October 10, 2016

Victoria

Missing Downton Abbey? Ready for a new period piece? Try VICTORIA...



Series One focuses on the early life of Queen Victoria, from her accession to the throne at the tender age of 18 through to her courtship and marriage to Prince Albert.

The series has done well in the ratings in the U.K., and has been renewed for a second season.

For you American Bitches, Victoria will be broadcast Sunday nights, starting January 15, 2017 on PBS.

Trailer...



Beautiful titles music written by Martin Phipps with vocals by The Mediaeval Baebes...



Not convinced this show is for you? Check out the men and of course,
click to enlarge...





Yes, we thought so.

Sunday, October 09, 2016

Thanksgiving

It's Thanksgiving in Canada and The Mistress is enjoying her favourite kind of guests...



Imaginary guests.

Thursday, October 06, 2016

Your Garden Pics!

Presenting the SIXTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT!



Before we get started, note that it is imperative to CLICK TO ENLARGE many of these photos! My blog's margins cannot show the full beauty and scope of these photos without clicking to embigify.

Moving right along...

LX in Texas, U.S.A.:

Wild Onion (Allium canadense) plants along Onion Creek near Austin, Texas. Note ingratiating Canada reference!...



Did I win yet?
(Editor's note: "No.")

JON in London, England:

It has been quite a flower-ful year here at Dolores Delargo Towers, with (thankfully for once) a generally warm Summer.

We began with a rather dull and miserable early Spring, which meant the herbaceous plants took a long time to show themselves.

But once the sun did begin to shine, everything bloomed magnificently! From daffs, snowdrops, violas, anemones, chionodoxa and wallflowers...




...through delphiniums, geraniums, centaurea, polemonium, kniphofia, alliums, lobelia, heliotrope, aquilegias, lilies and foxgloves...





...to the full flush of crocosmia, dahlias, salvias, cobaea, cleome, verbena, nicotiana, coreopsis, phlox, monarda, ipomoea and penstemons, most of which will keep on flowering till winter.



We also went mad on fuchsias this year, and have now amassed a collection of thirty varieties (gulp)...



Oh, yes - and we have discovered that we have a Drag Queen Fox, who left us this buried in the middle of the flower bed in March!



Apart from that - it's been stunning.


MR. DeVICE at Castle DeVice in Norfolk, England:

After much hand-wringing, I managed to whittle down my collection to two photos:

A somewhat blurry panoramic shot of the back garden (except the south aspect as it's just a fence) because I remember lamenting last year that I hadn't any photos of the whole garden...



...and a shot of the pots and border next to the house (ruined by a Cedplop, as usual)...



I've no photos of the front as it's mostly driveway and lawn (yawn), although, when the light's right, one can still see sequins glittering in the gravel from Dame Shirley Bassey's uninvited visit!


MISS SCARLET in Devon, England:

Okay, so perhaps this isn't my garden! This is an RHS garden (Royal Horticultural Society) which is just down the road from me... so it may as well be my garden. Sadly, my garden is now passed its best, which was long ago in 2010, long before I even lived here...




EROSWINGS in Texas, U.S.A.:

This is Sweet Potato Chip, the sweet potato that I found germinating in my cupboard in April of this year. It was one of two sweet potatoes left over from a bag of sweet potatoes that I had bought during the Holidays.



I thought that I had used them all at the end of January, but two had rolled to the back of the cupboard, where they slowly germinated in the dark until I was cleaning out the bottom cupboards in April.

Long story short. I planted them in mulch (just mulch) in plastic buckets. One died, but Chip survived. It is a miracle as I am the Grim Reaper of plants. I am a plant killer. Chip is the first plant that I've ever successfully grown for more than a month! All other plants (including cacti & aloes) had died after three weeks.

What's more amazing, Chip survived three weeks of high winds that threatened to break its stem, recovered from a devastating pest infestation of three caterpillars that ate most of its leaves & killed LL Bean (the pinto bean I tried to grow), & endured a drought that baked the landscape brown, dead, & dry.

Chip is a survivor, & is living proof that even a clueless plant killer like me can grow plants! My farming family would be shocked to learn that I can actually grow plants!


MR. PEENEE in San Francisco, California, U.S.A.:

Sorry to be so laggard, but I've been terribly distracted by the muscular youth over at Chaturbate. As Mitzi, from Clutter from the Gutter, said "It's like Sodom and Gomorah up in there."

The lovely tall pink flower that looks so much like hollyhocks, is, in fact, a California native mallow...



The charming tiny coral flowers are Rain Lilies...



Typical of the shaggy nature of my yard, the buddelia had a big season this spring...



The coleus were just filler for a blank space, but have done so well they seem to have turned into permanent tenants...




PRINCESS in south-east Australia:

"I think I was quite lucky to snap these shots in the 5 minutes of sunshine between downpours of rain but then I discovered that most of the garden was by then in shade anyway. Never mind. At least you can see that the Empress and I have been busy getting the place ready for MJ's photo shoot!"

Back yard rose garden....



Fernery with fishpond...


Orchid...


Wisteria...


NORMADESMOND in Minnesota, U.S.A.:

Norma's garden mascot...


And Norma's gardening ensemble...


That's it, Bitches! As we clean up our plots for next year's Garden Event...



...we here at Infomaniac thank you for showing off your beautiful plants and flowers. Same time, same place in 2017!

Tuesday, October 04, 2016

1973

The year? 1973...


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Click to enlarge photo for maximum 1970s experience.

Sunday, October 02, 2016

Coming Soon - The Big Reveal!

Are you ready to reveal what you've got?...



The Sixth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event is coming soon! Visit us on Thursday to see everyone's garden pics.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

A Malady, Milady?

The Mistress is suffering from an unfortunate malady.



But every cloud has a silver lining, so the saying goes, and The Mistress is able to prop herself up to read, which makes her happy.

Occasionally, she can fire up the computing machine too so there is hope for a recovery.

NOTE: A reminder to submit your garden pics by September 30th for the Sixth Annual Infomaniac Garden Event, coming sometime in October, if the Mistress does not expire before then.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Submit Your Garden Pics

If you took photos of your garden this year in anticipation of THE SIXTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT, you may submit them now.


Bette Midler by Annie Leibovitz
[thanks to Jon for the photo]

Submit a photo or photos of your garden. If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

Remember to include a brief blurb about your photo(s).

Please have your pics emailed to me by the end of September and I'll post them as soon as I can, sometime in October.

Photos of previous annual Garden Photos Events may be viewed here.

Monday, September 12, 2016

Saturday, September 10, 2016

My Weekend

How I picture the remainder of my weekend...


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And I'm happy about it.

What are you Bitches doing?

Thursday, September 08, 2016

How Big is YOURS?

It has been said that The Mistress has a big one.



A big telly, that is...



It's a 42 inch screen.

How big is YOURS?

Use this guide on how to measure your TV screen, if you don't already know.

Sunday, September 04, 2016

The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge: Your July-August Choices

It's time for you Bitches to have your say.


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Tell us what you've been reading during the months of July and August for The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge.

Thursday, September 01, 2016

The Mistress's Reading List: July-August

The Mistress read 10 books during the months of July and August.


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On SUNDAY, you Bitches will have your turn to tell us what you've been reading during the months of JULY & AUGUST for The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge.

TODAY, we look at the Mistress's list of books for July and August.

NON-FICTION

The Idiot Brain: A Neuroscientist Explains What Your Head Is Really Up To by Dean Burnett (published 2016)...



“British neuroscientist Burnett...packs an incredible amount of information into an accessible package with this breezy, charming collection of pop neuroscience musings on 'how the human brain does its own thing despite everything the modern world can throw at it.'” — Publishers Weekly

But What if We’re Wrong?: Thinking About the Present As If It Were the Past by Chuck Klosterman (published 2016)...



"But What If We’re Wrong? visualizes the contemporary world as it will appear to those who'll perceive it as the distant past. Chuck Klosterman asks questions that are profound in their simplicity: How certain are we about our understanding of gravity? How certain are we about our understanding of time? What will be the defining memory of rock music, five hundred years from today? How seriously should we view the content of our dreams? How seriously should we view the content of television? Are all sports destined for extinction? Is it possible that the greatest artist of our era is currently unknown (or—weirder still—widely known, but entirely disrespected)? Is it possible that we “overrate” democracy? And perhaps most disturbing, is it possible that we’ve reached the end of knowledge?"

The View from the Cheap Seats by Neil Gaiman (published 2016)...



A collection of Neil Gaiman's nonfiction essays on a myriad of topics.


The Voyeur’s Motel by Gay Talese (published 2016)...



The bizarre account of a Colorado motel owner who rigs up the attic into a "viewing platform" to watch his guests having sex, without their knowledge.

And from the same author...


Thy Neighbor’s Wife by Gay Talese (published 1981)...



An exploration of sexuality in America from post World War II through the 1970s.


Light My Fire: My Life with the Doors by Ray Manzarek (published 1998)...



Co-founder and keyboard player of The Doors, Ray Manzarek chronicles his friendship and collaboration with Jim Morrison and brings us an insider's perspective on life with the band.


I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This: And Other Things That Strike Me as Funny by Bob Newhart (published 2006)...



Iconic comedian Bob Newhart's observations of his life and career. The Mistress picked this up at a yard sale. Twenty-five cents well spent.


My Secret Mother by Phyllis Whitsell (published 2016)...



Nurse Phyllis Whitsell tracks down her birth mother who, despite what she's been told by her adoptive parents, is still very much alive. Phyllis spends nine years caring for her birth mother, without revealing her true identity to her.

FICTION

Hitman Anders and the Meaning of it All by Jonas Jonasson, translated by Rachel Willson-Broyles (published 2016)...



A madcap Swedish crime romp from the author of The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared.


Lily and the Octopus by Steven Rowley (published 2016)...



Heartbreaking and heartwarming. A dachshund named Lily has a lethal brain tumor (The Octopus) on her head. Her human companion, Ted must learn to live with it. You don't have to be a dog lover to appreciate this book but if you are, I suggest you read it. Grab a box of tissues (oh yes, you will weep) and delve in.