Making Whoopie ... Pies.
Highlight of the weekend around here is grocery shopping. SMH xoxoxo
Brummbrumm - tütüt - tschufftschuff - schnarch.Very clever to bring your own plug-in-lamp.
I made meatballs and sauce in a Crock pot.
What? You are spending the weekend pretending to be Molly Sugden?Sx
I hope we don't have to hear about her pussy.
We have a friend visiting and he brought his puppy Miss Cooper.SO cute. The Puppy. *places weekend kisses on Mistress Feet as is proper*
why, this could be a photo of me & my weekend except i didn't put a schmatah between my clip-on-lamp & my headboard.the headboard's full of notches, so why bother?
Notches? I thought those were bite marks.
I see you've been eating cake in bed given all those crumbs on the blanket...That's pretty much been me for the last month or so, spending much of the time resting in bed...
I am just amazed you still have a rotary phone! Well I have been busy here. I'm still getting the sand out of all my crevices and nether regions
semen & sand, the perfect exfoliant.
Dear, it why I look 15 year younger than I am. Who needs plastic surgery.
We're having tea on Sunday at Neiman Marcus, the definitive White Lady experience.
If you Bitches think I can be bothered getting out of bed for you, you have another thing coming!
I bet we hold vodka gimlet's in front of you you'll be up. Or a good foundation garment.
Speaking of foundation garments, a new post is up for Monday.I hope you Bitches enjoyed your weekend and are ready for another week.
I see you got your hair done & are taking the necessary precautions to keep everything in place.Today is laundry day. Last night, I used leftovers from the fridge to make smoked sausage fried rice. I'm also spending the weekend doing more reading of Neil Gaiman's works.
Laundry for me.