Thursday, September 08, 2016

How Big is YOURS?

It has been said that The Mistress has a big one.



A big telly, that is...



It's a 42 inch screen.

How big is YOURS?

Use this guide on how to measure your TV screen, if you don't already know.

40 comments:

  1. 65inches.

    *places YOOOOGE smoochee on each of Mistress feet as is proper*

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    1. DAMIEN: 65 inches? Crikey!

      What are you doing with that thing? Entertaining the troops?

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    2. I like an immersive experience. Meanwhile when I watch porn on it I can see every little detail. IT'S YOOOOOOOGE!!!!

      *kiss kiss*

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  3. I can not believe that I actually read "this guide".
    What next ? Cooking water for beginners ?

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    1. MAGO & DAMIEN: Embarrassing as it is, once upon a time The Mistress thought that you measured a TV screen by its width, not diagonally.

      Fortunately, someone told me how to measure it properly. Otherwise, I would have needed a guide like this. Or a call to my Personal IT Consultant, LX.

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    2. Es gibt keine dummen Fragen.
      Es gibt nur dumme Antworten - und die fallen auf den zurück, der sie gibt.

      I had to learn it too, and always was wondering what these two small signs would mean - '' - until someone finally told me that it is inches.

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    3. MAGO: You’ve had the metric system since 1870 in Germany so it’s no wonder you didn’t recognize the inches symbol.

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  4. I was satisfied with my last tv at 32 inches. I don't have the space nor need for a huge tv. Then my 32 inch died & I went up to 40 inches. It's true what they say: It's hard to go back when you've experienced bigger things.

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    1. EROS: 32 inches sounds more than satisfying.

      But no, you had to go bigger.

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  5. Well, let's just say I have never had any complaints.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: I’ve heard you have a wide screen.

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  6. TVs are measured in inches in Canada? Really?

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    1. LX: Yes, for some odd reason, there are still a few things here that are measured using the old system.

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  7. Damn it.... never a tape measure around when you need one...
    My friend's got a giant one though.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: That would explain your disappearances, from time to time.

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  8. Hang on...26".And I think we'll have to replace it soon as it's exhibiting those annoying signs of impending doom.But can't get anything bigger.Dear god! 26" is bad enough for Mr Turnbull's face.

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    1. DINAHMOW: 26 inches isn’t enough for our PM’s face.

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  9. I haven't measured it since I was in my teens. Jx

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    1. NORMA: Excellent customer service, your specialty.

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  11. I've only got 20 inches. The cable guy noticed that my iMac had a bigger screen than the TV. I'm use to a small screen. It's only ten feet away. I don't need a drive in theater screen.

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    1. JEFFERY: If you ever want the drive-in experience without leaving home or getting a bigger screen, there’s this.

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  12. My computer screen is 27". Our TV is 36" My penis is 8"

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    1. COOKIE: Let’s have another look at your penis, or The Cookie Monster, as its affectionately known, here at Infomaniac.

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  13. I forgot, sorry ; The screen is 54 cm, equals, wait a minute ... 21 inches - should be 22 I guess, had to fondle with the Metermaß / Lineal / ruler - sorry I only have this wooden one here, it's a bit laborious ... and no tv of course ...

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    1. MAGO: Math. The mind boggles. MY mind, anyway.

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  14. I, too, have a big ol' 42 incher. A friend's mother died and he badgered me into taking it, even though our old one was still just fine. If I had known how heavy both of the motherfuckers were and what a hassle getting the old one out and the new one in, I would never have fallen for it.

    Have you seen the Netflix show "Grace and Frankie" with Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda? It's very good, especially the second season.

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    1. PEENEE: A friend who knows my taste advised me that I wouldn’t like “Grace & Frankie.”

      However, I’ve always found a Peenee recommendation to be worthwhile following so perhaps I’ll give it a shot.

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    2. JIMMY: Another Frankie booster. Obviously, i don't know what I'm missing.

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  15. I can't top Damien's whopper. Mine's 10" short at 55".

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    1. MR. DeVICE: But you’re probably 10 inches taller than Damien. And the rest of us too.

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  16. I wonder how Damien's hangs? Or is it propped up in some fashion. 32" is all that will fit (with ease) here.

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    1. I suspect he has a team of houseboys to carry it around from room to room for him.

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