Sport and Summer and Such

What with watching the World Cup, the onset of summer sunshine, and projects aplenty, posts will be sporadic over the next couple of months here on Infomaniac.



I shall see you now and then nonetheless.

Stay tuned, Bitches.

Back to the Beach

Back to the bitch beach. Where you'll find Miss Normadesmond...


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Gardening Exercise Day

Today is Gardening Exercise Day: "a day when people are encouraged to get off the couch, head out into the garden, and tend their patches."

Let our AyeM8y show you how...







When you're finished, reward yourself with a siesta!...



REMINDER: We'll be holding our fourth annual Garden Photos Event late in the summer so remember to take photos of your garden in bloom. Deadline to be announced.

Perv of the Day

When asked if the cucumber offender appeared threatening to the staff or patrons, a police officer said he wasn’t sure if there was any threat.



“I don’t think he had any free hands to make any threat,” the officer said.

Story here.

Meditation Monday

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Anonymous Beach Bitches

Mistress MJ is still at the beach and will catch up with you Bitches later. In the meantime, Norma appears to be holding a meeting of some sort...

Beach Bitches

I'm joining Norma on the beach today...



See you soon, Bitches.

Motivational Moment

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This has been an Infomaniac Motivational Moment.

Caution! Men Swinging

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Here Come the Brides

Following a screening of Thunderball in which James Bond sets their pulses racing with his Jantzen swimming trunks ...


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Peenee and Norma (pictured above) wonder which of them will be chosen as the next Mrs. Sean Connery...

Testicle Tuesday

Click pic to biggify and enhance your viewing pleasure...

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Let's Have a BBQ!

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Both our British Bitches and our American Bitches have a day off today so let's celebrate with a barbecue!


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Enjoy!

Meanwhile, Up In The Attic

Mistress MJ stores her Christmas ornaments and spare houseboys in the attic. Or "loft" as the Brits call it.


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What's in your attic, Bitches?

Firm Up Fast!

Firm up fast at the Infomaniac Gymnasium!


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Now, for a limited time only, guests of the Infomaniac Inn may receive room service personal trainers!

German Cuisine

Germany is known for its quality beer, delicious sausages, and mouth-watering Apfelstrudel.

But have you sampled the other side of German cuisine? Behold. German cocktail weenies and Cheese Crack...




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But just when we thought it couldn't get any wurst worse, Infomaniac presents "Tote Oma"...



Translated into English as "DEAD GRANDMA," Tote Oma consists of minced blood sausage fried with onions and bacon (recipe may vary according to regional preferences.) This dish is also known as “Verkehrsunfall” or "TRAFFIC ACCIDENT."

Guten Appetit!

Munchies

We're fresh out of sausage rolls so we've sent Norma out shopping for snack food at the Infomaniac Grocery Store...



Any requests?

Sausage Roll, Anyone?

Following kabuki zero's out-of-control Sissy Boy Slap Party last evening in the RUMPus Room (thank you, Cookie,) everyone was a little peckish.


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Thankfully, LX whipped up some sausage rolls in the kitchen. Feel free to take a nibble as he comes 'round with his tray of delights.

kabuki zero's birthday party - continued

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Oh, don't tell me you didn't see this coming.

kabuki zero's birthday party

kabuki's birthday party really starts swinging when....


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Fill in the blank.

Birthday Girls: Cher & kabuki zero

Happy birthday to Cher...



and our kabuki zero...



Separated at birth?