To Shave, or Not to Shave

That is the question.

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Where do you stand on the issue, Bitches?

(This topic applies to any and all genders.)

Note: There's a birthday post below this one for Geoff!

Happy Birthday, Geoff!

Join Mistress MJ in wishing a happy birthday to Infomaniac’s oldest Bitch, GEOFF...

“Blimey! I’ve been reading this filthy blog for HOW long?”
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And by “oldest” I mean “long-standing”…not “oldest” in the Mr. Peenee or Normadesmond sense of the word.

Man, I Feel Like a Woman

Can you remember the first milestone or incident or rite of passage that made you feel like you were transitioning from adolescence to adulthood?

Was it the first time you shaved?...

Your first cocktail?...

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Your Bar Mitzvah?...

Your first period?...

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Tell us about it, Bitches!

Bitch Slapping Bonanza

In Mistress MJ's absence, she has hired a team to bitch slap all of you...

Wassailing Weekend

Mistress MJ has a whirlwind weekend of a-wassailing ahead of her and will rejoin you on Monday.

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Filthy Friday

Throughout the month of December, Filthy Fridays will reflect a Christmas theme.

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Public Service Announcement #14

Just because you can reproduce doesn't mean you should.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Wenis Wednesday

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Happy Birthday, Donn!

He grew up to be a ladies’ man but the little fella on the right, wearing the off-the-shoulder number, is Infomaniac Bitch Donn!...

Is Donn slipping the tongue to that little boy with the extended pinky finger?

Donn: If you’re reading this, please confirm if this is your earliest recollection of a tingling sensation in your “swimsuit area.”

And have a fabulous birthday!

Yay! She’s Back!

[photo by Mariano Vivanco]

Mistress MJ has returned and will catch up with all of you soon.

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho

[thanks, Thombeau!]

Enjoy your weekend, Bitches.

Mistress MJ will return asap.

Filthy Friday

Throughout the month of December, Filthy Fridays will reflect a Christmas theme.

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Festive enough for you, Bitches?

It’s December, Bitches

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What are you going to do about it?

Shopping Germs

If you’re like Mistress MJ and you

a.) Carry not one, not two, but THREE different types of anti-bacterial products in your handbag.
b.) Flush public toilets with your foot.
c.) Wash new clothes before you wear them.

Read on…

Planning a shopping excursion this holiday season?

Protect yourself from the 8 GERMIEST PLACES in the mall …

1. Restroom sinks
2. Food court tables
3. Escalator handrails
4. ATM handpads
5. Toy stores
6. Fitting rooms
7. Gadget shops
8. Makeup samples

Read the full story here for the sickening details.

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*dons hazmat suit before heading out the door*

Wenis Wednesday

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The Big Zip

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“Because one is enough, when it’s you. Show where you’re headed in the ultimate fashion climax. Fits so tight it shows all you’ve got…you’re a walking turn-on. And treats your body as well as she does. Easy on, easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue. Sexy cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come. Designed with your desires in mind…she’ll eat you alive in it. The Big Zip in 50% polyester/50% cotton. Long-sleeved in rust, blue or black. Short-sleeved in natural, blue or camel. Are you enough man to fill it? $45″

While You’re Waiting

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Watch this 48-second video clip while you’re waiting for your handmade Christmas card from Mistress MJ…



The clip contains footage of a special place that Mistress MJ visits regularly and it will explain the image on your soon-to-arrive Christmas card!

I chose this clip knowing that you wouldn’t sit still long enough for this four minute video clip that contains more information.

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Enjoy!

Cocktails, Anyone?

While you're waiting for Mistress MJ to lovingly hand-create your Christmas cards, enjoy a beverage at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge ...

Be sure to let Mistress MJ know if your mailing address has changed since this time last year.

*resumes licking envelopes*

She's Making a List

Mistress MJ is making a list
And checking it twice

She knows you're all naughty
But thinks that's quite nice.

And that's why she needs to update her mailing list.

If you Bitches have moved since this time LAST year, email Mistress MJ your updated mailing address pronto as there is a deadline for popping cards in the post to foreign destinations.

Let the Weekend Begin

Infomaniac Bitches waste no time in kicking it off in style...

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Won't you join us?