Garden Photos DEADLINE!

TODAY (Saturday)IS THE DEADLINE to submit your garden photos!


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If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

And remember to include a brief blurb with your photo(s)!

You will NOT be reminded again!

A "Garden Photos" post, including all your garden photos, will appear later this month.

Mistress MJ wishes to thank those of you Bitches who've already submitted.

Filthy Friday - Miss Scarlet's Boudoir

Of course you're all familiar with our Miss Scarlet...



Well, here's a rare peek inside Miss Scarlet's boudoir!...


[thanks, Mitzi!]

Mr. Peenee Has Fallen and He Can't Get Up

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Going Up?

Mistress MJ has installed an elevator (or “lift” as it’s known in the U.K.) for your convenience.


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Which floor, please?

The Tinfoil Room

By now, you're all familiar with the Cheese Room, The Games Room, The Pink Room, The Plaid Room, The Polka Dot Room, The Red Room, The Waiting Room, and The Crafts Room.

And, of course, The Oubliette and The Moat.

Infomaniac now introduces The Tinfoil Room…





But why stop with ONE room?...




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Camp Classics

And we're not talking summer camp.



Last week I challenged Jon to come up with the Top Ten Campest Moments in Cinematic History.

And he came through with flying colours!

Get yourself over to Jon's place to view his "Top Ten of the most extravagantly camp moments in cinema".


NOTE: Testicle Tuesday in post below.

Testicle Tuesday

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Mangel-wurzel Monday

Mistress MJ is out of town for the day.

In her place, we offer you this mangel-wurzel…

Get Growing!

Remember last year when we posted photos of your gardens, plants and flowers?


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Well the deadline for sending in this year's photos is SATURDAY, AUGUST 18.

And remember to include a brief blurb with your photo(s)!

If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

What are you waiting for, Bitches?

Get growing!

Note: This annual garden photos post is NOT a contest but brownie points will be awarded to anyone who can tell us what’s wrong with the photo above.

Public Service Announcement #16

Save a choking victim.



Learn the Heimlich Maneuver.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Filthy Friday - Jon's Birthday Edition

Join Infomaniac Bitches as we hold a tit scrub for charity in honour of Jon's birthday…


[thanks, Mitzi!]

Remember to clean your creases!

Visit Jon at Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle and/or Dolores Delargo Towers - Museum of Camp.

The Secret Language of Ice Skates

You’ve probably seen them in your city…shoes hanging from telephone wires and power lines…



Mistress MJ understood it to mean that you could buy drugs in that area. However, various theories abound, as you can read here.

Mistress MJ was walking the streets of Montreal recently, minding her own business, when she spotted a pair of ice skates hanging above…



What could it mean?

Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?

 

UPDATE: Scroll to the bottom for the answer!

It’s Titty Time again, Bitches!

Time to guess who this nipple belongs to …



We’ll update later to reveal the answer AND the image will then be added to our Tit Bits Gallery.

In the meantime, which Infomaniac Bitch do you think this nipple belongs to?

ANSWER: It’s Mistress Maddie’s nipple!

Arrêt! In the Name of Love

Mistress MJ has returned from her French-Canadian getaway.



Mistress MJ has this to say about the ridiculous rumours regarding her whereabouts….

“Arrêt! In the Name of Love!”

We must put a STOP to petty tittle-tattle such as the following:

Where is the bitch? How long can a stupid sex change take anyway?
- Mr. Peenee

I actually just spotted her on Ste-Catherine Street buying a pair of these…

- Huggy Jon

I saw her at the Olympics opening ceremony, wearing a peasant dress and hitching her skirts up at the choir boys.
- Mitzi

kabuki just received a ransom note. She is being held by The Chippendougs, a canadian male stripper cult.
- kabuki zero

MJ: Seen at the beach…

- Normadesmond

The photo above (excerpted from THIS perverse post) is not all that Norma's contributed to the rumour mill. THERE'S MORE! But do NOT under any circumstances, CLICK HERE to reveal the depths of Norma's depravity.

But enough of this idle chit-chat. What’s been going on with YOU Bitches in Mistress MJ’s absence?

Are you all in your places with bright shiny faces?

Details, please.


NOTE: Don’t even THINK that Mistress MJ has time to visit everyone right away. A Bitch needs to unwind, you know. Not to mention a chance to respond to the umpteen email messages you've sent. *places ad for P.A*

On Vacation / En Vacances

Mistress MJ is on holidays in La Belle Province, where, apparently, they have air conditioning!...



And gaiety!...


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Mistress MJ looks forward to soaking up the culture and atmosphere of Quebec…


[thanks, Huggy Jon!]

While I’m away, you Bitches can get cracking on submitting your gardening photos. And remember to include a brief blurb with your photos.Click here to see last year’s garden pics.



If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

A bientôt, Bitches!

See you soon!

Wenis Wednesday

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Honk If You Love Big Sausages

[thanks, Thom!]

How Hot IS It?

Let’s peek in at Norma and the gals at the “Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home” to see just how hot it really is…



Temps here today will feel like 43°C (109.4°F)…Mistress MJ is fanning herself vigorously as we speak.

Pissed-Off-Peenee

Yes, we’re still at the Infomaniac Trailer Park and trouble is brewing as Mr. Peenee is expressing his inner bitch …



Why is Peenee peeved, you ask?

Well, listen up Bitches.

Mr. Peenee is hosting a virtual drag contest in celebration of his blog’s upcoming fifth anniversary.

The simple instructions are, as follows:

All you have to do is troll the internet for some photo (headshot, action shot, glamour shot, mugshot, it doesn't matter) that really shows your inner temptress and send it, along with your drag name and whatever top tune you'll be butchering to mr pee nee at yahoo.com (take the spaces out, silly.) by July 24.

So find some photo of your drag self and send it, along with your drag name and your big number, to Mr. Peenee.

Because if you don’t, Peenee declares he “will replace you with some deluded queen with plump tits mincing about dressed like a bird to the swelling strains of Tosca because I will if I have to.”

Go here to read his post. And here where he has a hissy fit.

Infomaniac Trailer Park

Mistress MJ has pulled into the Infomaniac Trailer Park for the weekend…



Let's zoom in, shall we?...


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As you can see, Peenee (on her three-wheeler), Norma, Thom and Cookie have joined me and I expect we’ll see the rest of you there as well.

You can’t miss us.

We’re parked beside kabuki zero’s double-wide mansion.

Filthy Friday – Heat Wave Edition

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Cool down as best you can, Bitches.

With apologies to our friends in the U.K.

The Infomaniac Love Boat

You’ve all flown Infomaniac Airlines.

Now it’s time to embrace the ultimate travel experience…


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The Infomaniac Love Boat sets sail today!

Are you on board?

Wenis Wednesday - Chakras Edition

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Couple of the Month

Sleep Tight, Bitches

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What To Do When Your Car Conks Out

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What does the manual tell us to do?

Beach Bitches

Spotted back on the beach this weekend …


Mr. Peenee has really let himself go.

Thankfully, Norma is organizing a beachersise class…

[photo by Gay Block]


[photo by Gay Block]

Biker Bitches

Peenee’s shown up to Norma’s reunion, insisting she join him on a road trip…


[thanks, Thom!]

When we last heard from Ms. Nations, she said she was “Going to Seattle to party with evil bikers!”

Is it possible she meant Norma and Peenee?

In any case, it’s a beautiful, sunny weekend and Mistress MJ is off on a road trip of her own.

See you on Monday, Bitches!

Filthy Friday – Norma’s School Reunion Edition

Norma treats herself to a nosh…


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Looks like you’re enjoying your school reunion, Norma!

Norma’s Reunion – Continued

Infomaniac peeks in on Norma’s school reunion…



Norma (left) has connected with an old school chum.

What are they doing?

Norma’s School Reunion

Norma has been let out of the home to attend her school reunion.



Whatever shall we do without her?

Note: Do not click here.

California Girl

kabuki zero ...


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Prettiest Ballerina in the World.

Artiste.

GIGASTAR.

Desert Rose.

Mystery goddess of the sublime.

Full of love, hope, iced tea and cheese cake.

Insert YOUR description of kabuki zero in the comments box.

Happy Fourth of July!

Happy Fourth of July to Infomaniac's American Bitches!

How will you be celebrating?

Vacation Update

Mistress MJ’s personal assistant, Miss Normadesmond, has handed in her resignation notice in order to have a little seaside vacation of her own…


[photo by Gay Block]

The bitch.

Mistress MJ remains on holidays, sans P.A., but will return soon.