Thursday, August 16, 2012

Going Up?

Mistress MJ has installed an elevator (or “lift” as it’s known in the U.K.) for your convenience.


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Which floor, please?
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18 comments:

  1. LẌ8:15 AM, August 16, 2012

    Incontinence products, please. Uh, I'm shopping for "a friend."

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    1. The Mistress9:08 AM, August 16, 2012

      MR. LAX: Eeek! Get off this elevator immediately!

      Dial our home delivery number and save yourself a trip next time.

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  2. normadesmond8:29 AM, August 16, 2012

    i know where that finger's been.

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  3. Ms Scarlet8:29 AM, August 16, 2012

    Are you being served?

    Ground floor perfumery,
    stationery and leather goods,
    wigs and haberdashery
    kitchenware and food...going up

    First floor telephones,
    gents ready-made suits,
    shirts, socks, ties, hats,
    underwear and shoes...going up

    Second floor carpets,
    travel goods and bedding,
    material, soft furnishings,
    restaurant and teas. Going down!

    Sx

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  4. The Cool Cookie8:55 AM, August 16, 2012

    "69th floor, buggery, sodomy, and dare I say it, crocs."

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    1. The Mistress9:09 AM, August 16, 2012

      *sends Cookie directly to the basement level Oubliette for mentioning the “C” word.

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  5. Jon DeepBlue9:23 AM, August 16, 2012

    If only I could lift it... just a couple more inches!

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    1. The Mistress9:52 AM, August 16, 2012

      I'm pleased that you're happy with our new line of penis extensions, Huggy Jon.

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  6. Thombeau12:13 PM, August 16, 2012

    I prefer to go to Hell in a handbasket.

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  7. Jon2:12 PM, August 16, 2012

    '“Lift” as it’s known in the U.K.'

    A "convenience" in the UK has a whole different meaning, too! Jx

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  8. mrpeenee7:27 PM, August 16, 2012

    Where's the aluminum foil department? I need a new hat.

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  9. Princess7:53 PM, August 16, 2012

    Do you have one of those spinning wheels that turn straw into gold? I'm not interested in the gold... I just want the spinning wheel so I can give myself a little prick and sleep for about the next hundred years.... What floor are they on?

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  10. The Mistress9:04 PM, August 16, 2012

    Attention BITCHES (including the latecomers): Mr. Peenee has fallen and he can't get up.

    See new post.

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  11. Mitzi 5:47 PM, August 17, 2012

    Wigs and haberdashery please and then to bathrooms I need a new piss mat for the toilet.

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