Monday, July 02, 2012

Vacation Update

Mistress MJ’s personal assistant, Miss Normadesmond, has handed in her resignation notice in order to have a little seaside vacation of her own…


[photo by Gay Block]

The bitch.

Mistress MJ remains on holidays, sans P.A., but will return soon.

17 comments:

  1. Yes, Mistress.

    [has panic attack]

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  2. first. as in first to smack lx, really just to calm him down. MJ come back to us soon, the stars at night do not seem as bright. Norma is doing most excellent work, as only a film star could, but kabuki needs his little canadian snuggle bunny.

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    1. "little canadian snuggle bunny" - thank you for this, kabuki-san!

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  3. i'm confused...where did my tits go?

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  4. Rumor has it she's been spotted right here in Sumas! Eyes furtively scanning the distance, sporting a mufti of cheap wig, sari, mans'cardigan and Adidas, story has her loading 30 gallons of whole milk into the trunk of her Escalade after having paid for it with a paper bag filled with American change. Don't you see? Just add rennet and ALAKAZAM! Instant Canadian holiday!!! It all makes a hideous kind of sense....

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  5. there is nothing quite like a pancake fry up! You go Norma Darling....

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  6. I din't realise that the Mistress had a Prince Albert... you learn something new every day...

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  7. A genuine glamour model... Jx

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  8. Good god, somebody turn her over. She's crispy enough on this side.

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  9. What does the sun look like these days?
    Sx

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    1. Indeed. I can hardly recall.. Jx

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  10. But who will take Nrmadesmnds place?

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  11. The old bird is melting into her chair. The skin on her arms has dropped in the heat. Ahhh heat - could use some here.

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  12. Love that she has discretely covered her nose, heaven forbids IT gets too much sun.

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  13. that isn't my nose, it's my cock.

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  14. Your nose is uncircumcised? Oy vey!!

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