Monday, July 02, 2012

Vacation Update

Mistress MJ’s personal assistant, Miss Normadesmond, has handed in her resignation notice in order to have a little seaside vacation of her own…


[photo by Gay Block]

The bitch.

Mistress MJ remains on holidays, sans P.A., but will return soon.
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  1. LẌ9:51 PM, July 02, 2012

    Yes, Mistress.

    [has panic attack]

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  2. kabuki zero10:13 PM, July 02, 2012

    first. as in first to smack lx, really just to calm him down. MJ come back to us soon, the stars at night do not seem as bright. Norma is doing most excellent work, as only a film star could, but kabuki needs his little canadian snuggle bunny.

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    1. Anonymous8:28 AM, July 03, 2012

      "little canadian snuggle bunny" - thank you for this, kabuki-san!

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  3. normadesmond10:24 PM, July 02, 2012

    i'm confused...where did my tits go?

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  4. FirstNations10:24 PM, July 02, 2012

    Rumor has it she's been spotted right here in Sumas! Eyes furtively scanning the distance, sporting a mufti of cheap wig, sari, mans'cardigan and Adidas, story has her loading 30 gallons of whole milk into the trunk of her Escalade after having paid for it with a paper bag filled with American change. Don't you see? Just add rennet and ALAKAZAM! Instant Canadian holiday!!! It all makes a hideous kind of sense....

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  5. FirstNations10:25 PM, July 02, 2012

    ...if you're me.

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  6. Princess1:35 AM, July 03, 2012

    there is nothing quite like a pancake fry up! You go Norma Darling....

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  7. Princess1:37 AM, July 03, 2012

    I din't realise that the Mistress had a Prince Albert... you learn something new every day...

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  8. Jon3:15 AM, July 03, 2012

    A genuine glamour model... Jx

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  9. mrpeenee3:20 AM, July 03, 2012

    Good god, somebody turn her over. She's crispy enough on this side.

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  10. Ms Scarlet3:37 AM, July 03, 2012

    What does the sun look like these days?
    Sx

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  11. The Cool Cookie8:08 AM, July 03, 2012

    But who will take Nrmadesmnds place?

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  12. Riley12:23 PM, July 03, 2012

    The old bird is melting into her chair. The skin on her arms has dropped in the heat. Ahhh heat - could use some here.

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  13. The Cool Cookie3:38 PM, July 03, 2012

    Love that she has discretely covered her nose, heaven forbids IT gets too much sun.

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  14. normadesmond9:19 PM, July 03, 2012

    that isn't my nose, it's my cock.

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  15. FirstNations11:36 PM, July 03, 2012

    Your nose is uncircumcised? Oy vey!!

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