Monday, July 16, 2012

Pissed-Off-Peenee

Yes, we’re still at the Infomaniac Trailer Park and trouble is brewing as Mr. Peenee is expressing his inner bitch …



Why is Peenee peeved, you ask?

Well, listen up Bitches.

Mr. Peenee is hosting a virtual drag contest in celebration of his blog’s upcoming fifth anniversary.

The simple instructions are, as follows:

All you have to do is troll the internet for some photo (headshot, action shot, glamour shot, mugshot, it doesn't matter) that really shows your inner temptress and send it, along with your drag name and whatever top tune you'll be butchering to mr pee nee at yahoo.com (take the spaces out, silly.) by July 24.

So find some photo of your drag self and send it, along with your drag name and your big number, to Mr. Peenee.

Because if you don’t, Peenee declares he “will replace you with some deluded queen with plump tits mincing about dressed like a bird to the swelling strains of Tosca because I will if I have to.”

Go here to read his post. And here where he has a hissy fit.

18 comments:

  1. Can't we all just get along?

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    1. This may be the Year of the Arse but it’s not the Summer of Love.

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  2. I'm searching for that "special broad" already, after that, the tune should be easy!

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    1. The Russians stole Marlene?!

      Basteds ...

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    2. Aus Russland Mit Lieben!

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  4. might someone help me?
    i need to back in.

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  5. *claps hands like a demented seal who knows that everyone is fed up with the clapping*

    Sx

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    1. Is this eal suite made from neoprene?

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    2. seal suit, so sorry Scarlet.

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    1. Iwanted to the White Whale! Standing in naturalibus, just a clap on the shoulder and the glibbering wobble all down would send vibrations all over the room. As so often. Nothing could go wrong!
      Peenee can't do this! Spargeltarzan ...

      Where's the Danish Pastry (aka Cyber Pete, Danish Dynamite etc.) when needed?! Mitzi may be a strong contender ... and there's always Fanny Love: A force to be reckoned with (Duke Nukem)!

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  7. Oops! Sorry! Just pretend I didn't come here...

    *dashes out of the room*

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  8. Everytime I put my cock-a-tail down you bitches are having another contest. I need another vacation!

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  9. Dearie, how I do appreciate your lining up the troops since they simply will not listen to me not matter how much I stamp foot and shriek "NOW bitches."

    I think I'm just going to leave the contests up to you from now on.

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    1. Now Mr Peenee, here ,here, don't make me ball gag you and give you a good ole horse whip'in! Now where was I. * as I was visualizing that* Oh Yes! I'm getting there, its just hard to search pictures and fix a cock-a-tail at the same time! I gone and ruined two laptops already.

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    2. The whole park, bitch. You hear me? The whole park.

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  10. May I suggest that Mr. Peenee install an Oubliette on his blog?

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