Let's zoom in, shall we?...
[via]
As you can see, Peenee (on her three-wheeler), Norma, Thom and Cookie have joined me and I expect we’ll see the rest of you there as well.
You can’t miss us.
We’re parked beside kabuki zero’s double-wide mansion.
Friday, July 13, 2012
Infomaniac Trailer Park
Mistress MJ has pulled into the Infomaniac Trailer Park for the weekend…
Let's zoom in, shall we?...
[via]
As you can see, Peenee (on her three-wheeler), Norma, Thom and Cookie have joined me and I expect we’ll see the rest of you there as well.
You can’t miss us.
We’re parked beside kabuki zero’s double-wide mansion.
Let's zoom in, shall we?...
[via]
As you can see, Peenee (on her three-wheeler), Norma, Thom and Cookie have joined me and I expect we’ll see the rest of you there as well.
You can’t miss us.
We’re parked beside kabuki zero’s double-wide mansion.
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Yay First!
ReplyDeleteI can just see kabuki's feet and ruby slippers emerging from under his double wider mansion...
PRINNY: It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve seen an Infomaniac Bitch under a house.
DeleteRemember Mr. DeVice?
First!
ReplyDeleteNice try, my Franconian funster! But no.
DeleteIf your Dodge Dart goes missing, don't worry, we'll return it. Eventually.
ReplyDeleteSTACIA: Baby, you can drive my car but don’t tamper with my 8-track tapes!
DeleteF..k - all hail to Dear Princess!!
ReplyDeleteTrailer Park and all this is all new to me. Is this something like the mystical Elephantenfriedhof?
MAGO: Trailer park might translate as “Platz für Wohnwagen.”
DeleteKabuki's trailer is the one with the fancy skirts, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteMR. LAX: Those fancy skirts are tutus...of which kabuki owns many.
DeleteHe is, after all, the prettiest ballerina in the world.
Kabuki is the one with the fancy skirts!
DeleteTHOM: Kabuki is a piece of skirt!
Deletei have absolutely no idea what
ReplyDeleteto get kaboo for a housewarming gift.
NORMA: A housewarming gift for kabooks?
DeleteYou can’t go wrong with cheesecake and cute tea towels.
well, Im glad you let Norma come after all that hard work she has done! And Im sure Norma just your presence, is house warming enough! Now Mj, lets dicuss those Bermuda's. I thought you'd be wearing a smart little golf mini?
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Bermudas?
DeleteMistress MJ is certain you’ve mistaken me for one of the Bitches in that photo!
And wait until you see their evening wear…let’s just say they purchased them from Kaftans “R” Us.
Ain't nothing wrong with a good kaftan... as long as there is a turban involved!
DeleteIs there bourbon under your turban, Maddie?
DeleteWell, this is the poshest trailer park I've ever seen. I mean, look at that landscaping.
ReplyDeleteMust be Peenee's houseboys' loving handiwork.
JASON: Yes, the landscaping must be the work of Peenee’s houseboys.
DeleteI see a lot of “garden knee pads” lying about.
Dibsies the Airstream!!! I'm the park crazy lady. My yard is full of feral chickens and marijuana plants, and the fence is topped with Barbie doll heads. I wander around in a bathrobe and Depends, gesturing wildly, shouting into my cell phone and yelling obscenities at cars. I've been known to pee in Normas' pachysandras. This is my retirement fantasy!!!
ReplyDeleteMs. Nations is not kidding, BITCHES!
DeleteWhen feeding the ducks it is best to keep one hand on your purse. Se of the ducks gamble a little.
ReplyDeleteKABUKI: Not to worry.
DeleteTheir money is safe…they’re all wearing fanny packs.
"Everybody take a stand
ReplyDeleteJoin the caravan of love"
Jx
JON: “The Caravan of Love”…a subsidiary of “The Love Boat.”
DeleteThe chav end of the market, evidently... Jx
DeleteJON: Cookie's reckless overuse of Burburry proves THAT.
Delete"Thank you for being a friend
ReplyDeleteTraveled down the road and back again "
I'm planning on replacing the little bell on my handlebars with an air horn. More effective.
PEENEE: I see you’ve mistaken your arse for handlebars.
DeleteWhere is my daiquiri???
ReplyDelete[Winks at Norma - we've been serving that Thombeau Pappy's Sassafras Tea for years and calling it his daiquiri...]
DeleteCOOKIE: Thom’s fucked up on Russian Quaaludes hence the shouting.
DeleteAnd note the little cocktail umbrella he’s inserted behind his ear as a hair accessory.
I have another cocktail umbrella inserted elsewhere.
DeleteTHOM: And yet it's discrete...like a tampon.
Delete*wanders through in bathrobe shouting into cell phone*
ReplyDeleteThe whole place is infested with camels!... I don't know!... He's bald and he stands in the middle of the street all night barking at my house!...I was taking a shower and there it was looking at me!
*wanders away gesturing*
Not again!
DeleteIt was inevitable.
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