Thursday, September 25, 2014

Perv of the Day

In a story that appears custom-made for Infomaniac, police apprehended a man on Saturday, wearing what appears to be lipstick and eye make-up...


His name? Calvin WANK.

Yes, you heard me. Wank ... the British slang term for masturbation.

Wank, age 56, of Deposit, New York, was arrested on the weekend for "touching himself" in a field and parking lot next to "Love's Travel Shop," a truck stop in the town of Kirkwood, about an hour south of Syracuse. He allegedly performed lewd acts, witnessed by several truck drivers.



The wanker has been charged with public lewdness and is scheduled to appear in court next month.

This incident appears to be unrelated to the Florida man arrested for masturbating while driving down Interstate 95, the California man arrested for masturbating while riding a bicycle, or the Florida woman arrested for masturbating on her motorcycle in her garage, with the door open.
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12 comments:

  1. jason7:52 AM, September 25, 2014

    Gee, with that sexy cat eye thing he has going on, I think he should be nicknamed "Wink", Wink Wank.

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  2. LẌ8:41 AM, September 25, 2014

    THIS JUST IN: Man arrested for masturbating and attempting to open an exit door on a Virgin America flight from Boston to LA.

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  3. Ms Scarlet9:51 AM, September 25, 2014

    It's wank week!! It's always wank week at Westminster... now there's a slogan...
    Sx

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    1. Jon2:39 PM, September 25, 2014

      It's always Wank Week here on Infomaniac. Jx

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  4. Mistress Maddie10:51 AM, September 25, 2014

    First off, when I went home last week, I stopped at a Loves to rest my weary eyes. Second, he lived in deposit? I'll bet he made a few. Thirdly, do you think its right to expose Norma's brother like this? She was probably trying to keeps this from the paparazzi.

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  5. Anonymous11:07 AM, September 25, 2014

    One should believe that truck drivers have something better to do than hang around and watch the Mr. Wank.

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  6. savannah2:08 PM, September 25, 2014

    sweet mary sunshine! what was he thinking? that cleopatra eyeliner is all wrong for his face! i swear, sugar, but some people don't really look in the mirror before they go wanking, i mean out in public! xoxoxo

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  7. Jimmy2:50 PM, September 25, 2014

    I'm sure Norma could teach Mr. Wank how to cruise truck drivers. Without leaving a trace or Deposit.

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  8. normadesmond10:23 PM, September 25, 2014

    it hadn't occurred to me to apply my mascara like that.

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  9. The Mistress5:46 AM, September 26, 2014

    "Wank Week".... ha!

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