Friday, October 11, 2013

The Key to the Closet Door

"Some men drink to drown their sorrows, others to hide their fears. For a great many latent gays, alcohol holds the key to the closet door."

Does this...


[via Zenfancy]

Lead to this?...


[via Zenfancy]

If so, you may be a latent homosexual with a drinking problem...




"Latent homosexuals often require the excuse of "being drunk" before they are able to give in to their true sexual desires."

"As a bachelor and a construction foreman, George enjoyed a well-paying job and ample opportunity to engage in all the heterosexual activities he could want or need."


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"The fact that he seemed to drink excessively was attributed to the stereotype of the hard-drinking construction worker and to his own admission that he liked "getting drunk with the boys.""

So why not join the Infomaniac Drinking Team...


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... and get drunk with the boys!

The Infomaniac Drinking Team: Here for you, whatever the season, whatever the reason.

23 comments:

  1. The Mistress should take the Infomaniac Drinking Team to Oktoberfest!

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    1. LX: That photo brings back memories of your trip to Berlin.

      Substitute the men in lederhosen with ladies in dirndls, of course.

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  2. As the Danes say - "Bunden i vejret eller resten i håret" (Bottoms up or the rest in your hair.)

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    1. ZENFANCY: You just made me spit my Akvavit!

      p.s. Thanks to your photos for inspiring this post.

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  3. I think the Infomaniac Decorating Team should take a run at that plaid/paisley/tinsel abortion room first.

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    1. PEENEE: The Infomaniac DECORATING Team?

      We don’t have such a group as yet but you’ve given me fodder for thought.

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    2. I'd go easy on straight lines that include the word "fodder" Bessie.

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    3. PEENEE: I’ll chew that one over.

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  4. I think the Infomaniac Styling team has its work cut out with those socks...
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: The Infomaniac STYLING Team?

      You Bitches are on a roll today.

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    2. LX: Cheese rolling has been officially banned since 2010 yet the event continues.

      Perhaps we here at Infomaniac could find something else to roll...something that sets us apart from that other rolling event.

      Joints, anyone?

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    3. MAGO: Now it’s a party!

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  5. who needs a reason to drink? But I could never drink with that Drinking Team. First off look at those hair cuts! And then there that grotesquely decorated room and use of styo foam plates! And small dicks. The only missing is crocs! Oh dear....I do need a drink...with bromide..........

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    1. Mmmm - gin and bromide? Is that a Philly speciality? Jx

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    2. *opens Gincuzzi especially for Mistress Maddie and Jon*

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    3. Hey! The gincuzzi is already in use!

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  6. I better roll up my sleeves it's going to be a busy day mixing drinks for this crowd. Especially if I'm going to get the likes of Mr. Beast, LX and Donn to drop their inhibitions. I mean trousers...

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    1. AYEM8Y: They’re just playing hard to get.

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  7. but when the latent ones come out,
    watch the fuck out.

    the soles of their feet never see another callous.

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    1. NORMA: Makes me think of Mr. Peenee and his famous pedicures.

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    2. i'll have to book one with him.

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