Sunday, March 04, 2018

What Did We Miss?

Some of us can't stay awake to watch the Academy Awards in its entirety...


What did we miss?

18 comments:

  1. I won....and thanked all the little people.
    The little people with the big cocks.

    Helen (Mirren) LOVED IT!

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    1. I wasn't even aware there was a category for casting couch? So old Harvey came through for you did he?

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    2. Mistress Maddie is obviously jealous of Norma.

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  2. In my opinion a funeral home would habe been more exciting.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Well, it takes all kinds but I didn’t have you pegged for that sort of thing.

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  3. Also missed it. Did I win?

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    1. LX: Did you not see Norma’s comment?

      Pay attention!

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  4. I’ve never been nominated. I have no reason to watch it. It’s only a popularity contest.

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    1. JEFFERY: Then Norma is clearly Miss Popularity.

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    2. And we all know why she’s so popular.

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    3. Jeffery,

      Norma's gushing fame,
      on heels, back, or knees,
      a crowd teaser of sorts,
      her legend: "opening ease".

      The hangers-on,
      in any form,
      seek her shadowed sanctum.
      For Norma's method is wily,
      Their dribble is how she ranked 'em.

      Hollywood is a tawdry delight,
      one Norma can handily peruse.
      She's ridden up and comers,
      and blown a has-been's fuse.

      From Brentwood to Burbank,
      our gal is quite well known.
      And Norma's hidden pantry,
      is a legend gossip has grown.

      So it's time to give a statue,
      with a battery inside,
      Category sweeping with a wink,
      There's no position she hasn't tried.


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    4. Shouldn't someone be binding (and gagging) the exquisite work that's being done? Might it make a good coffee table book? Maybe Marlo Thomas, pinch hitting for Danny, could write the forward?

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  5. Beats me. I haven't seen a movie in a theater in years. It's part of my Avoid as Many People as Possible campaign. Your on-going battle with blogger has taken an odd twist, at least for me. When I try to log-on to your site, it only loads as far down as Justin Trudueau's nipples and then stops. I understand being stunned by them at first, but this happens every time. I then reload and everything's hunky dorey. Been this way for several days.

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    1. BITCHES: Is anyone besides Mr. Peenee being stopped short at Justin Trudeau's nipples?

      I wasn't aware of a problem but it's always something with Blogger.

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    2. Exact same thing's been happening to me.

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    3. BITCHES, I don't know how to explain it. It's not happening when I scroll down.

      Let's give it another couple of days and see if it works itself out. Please let me know if it continues.

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    4. I've replaced the JT nipple pic with a different JT nipple pic. Maybe the photo was causing the problem?

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