Saturday, March 03, 2018

Cruisin' with Norma

It's the weekend and you're cruisin' with Miss Normadesmond...

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Where is this journey taking you, Bitches?

32 comments:

  1. Hopefully, the ice cream stand. Norma's treat!

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    1. Norma lives in Minnesota. She could probably make ice cream in her back yard.

      Or she could take you to Milkjam Creamery where all the flavours for March are named after women in celebration of Womens’ History Month.

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  2. Milkjam....doesn't that name
    evoke something other than ice cream?

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    1. Norma,

      Of creme de men,
      in regional form,
      the gift of the giving
      is always the norm.

      You seem obliged,
      nay, obsessed,
      of the nectar within,
      spilt dressed or undressed,
      'tis for glory, not sin.

      So lumpy and sweet,
      or watery and piquant,
      ala mode is an option,
      now drink all ye seekent.

      The love of ice cream,
      a pure past time for sure,
      as for that other,
      it's the pleasure du jour.

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    2. Yes, “Lumpy” is the word I think of when I think of Norma.

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    3. Testo's certainly classin' up the joint. Why, I think I smell a Nobel in Literature coming.

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  3. That's right bitches, where the fuck are we going?

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  4. I recognize that expression all too well from my childhood. That is the face of a woman who's heard that that little antiques place out on the East Lake Road has some sandwich glass, and she plans to nab it before that grabby Myrtle Paine finds out about it.

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    1. MUSCATO: And she’ll surreptitiously slip a Hummel figurine into that handbag when no one’s looking.

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    2. Wrong! MILK GLASS!
      I adore the bumps.

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  5. If she's feeling adventurous, I'd say we're on our way to buy some roasted chicken with testicles for dinner!

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    1. EROS: Bonus points for noticing the news item on the sidebar.

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    2. I always eat a vegetable
      with MY roast chicken.

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  6. Well apparently to the back seat so she can blow me.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Make sure she removes her dentures for that “organic” feeling.

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  7. Well, wherever we're going, it's going to be windy as Norma still has her hair net on.

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    1. Oh! I've just read Maddie's comment! Norma has her hairnet on so as not to get mussed up when Maddie holds her head steady.

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    2. No one messes with Norma's coiffure.

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    3. My hair simply has to last the week. I wore the hair net anticipating Maddie. Always do.

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    4. My reputation proceeds me......

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  8. sweet mary sunshine, but she looks far too hostile for me to want to go anywhere with her! xoxox

    p.s. i'm thinking about resurrecting the PEEPS contest, what do you think?

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    1. Would someone please let Savannah out of the car? PEEPS? Is that a sweet way of saying SCHLONGS?

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  9. We goin’ haf to pull ova Miss Desmond. I got to go make water.

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    1. On your way back, don't zip up.

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    2. Norma, some days you read my mind. It's scary.

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  10. Would someone please crack open the car window?

    Norma's high-fiber diet is taking its toll on us all.

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    1. And here I thought the cheese just went bad.

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