Saturday, March 03, 2018

Cruisin' with Norma

It's the weekend and you're cruisin' with Miss Normadesmond...

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Where is this journey taking you, Bitches?
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32 comments:

  1. LẌ8:05 AM, March 03, 2018

    Hopefully, the ice cream stand. Norma's treat!

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    1. The Mistress8:33 AM, March 03, 2018

      Norma lives in Minnesota. She could probably make ice cream in her back yard.

      Or she could take you to Milkjam Creamery where all the flavours for March are named after women in celebration of Womens’ History Month.

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  2. normadesmond9:54 AM, March 03, 2018

    Milkjam....doesn't that name
    evoke something other than ice cream?

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    1. Testosterone12:57 PM, March 03, 2018

      Norma,

      Of creme de men,
      in regional form,
      the gift of the giving
      is always the norm.

      You seem obliged,
      nay, obsessed,
      of the nectar within,
      spilt dressed or undressed,
      'tis for glory, not sin.

      So lumpy and sweet,
      or watery and piquant,
      ala mode is an option,
      now drink all ye seekent.

      The love of ice cream,
      a pure past time for sure,
      as for that other,
      it's the pleasure du jour.

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    2. The Mistress2:59 PM, March 03, 2018

      Yes, “Lumpy” is the word I think of when I think of Norma.

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    3. normadesmond8:04 PM, March 03, 2018

      Testo's certainly classin' up the joint. Why, I think I smell a Nobel in Literature coming.

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  3. normadesmond9:55 AM, March 03, 2018

    That's right bitches, where the fuck are we going?

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  4. Muscato10:46 AM, March 03, 2018

    I recognize that expression all too well from my childhood. That is the face of a woman who's heard that that little antiques place out on the East Lake Road has some sandwich glass, and she plans to nab it before that grabby Myrtle Paine finds out about it.

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    1. The Mistress2:59 PM, March 03, 2018

      MUSCATO: And she’ll surreptitiously slip a Hummel figurine into that handbag when no one’s looking.

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    2. normadesmond8:22 PM, March 03, 2018

      Wrong! MILK GLASS!
      I adore the bumps.

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  5. eroswings12:55 PM, March 03, 2018

    If she's feeling adventurous, I'd say we're on our way to buy some roasted chicken with testicles for dinner!

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    1. The Mistress3:00 PM, March 03, 2018

      EROS: Bonus points for noticing the news item on the sidebar.

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    2. normadesmond8:21 PM, March 03, 2018

      I always eat a vegetable
      with MY roast chicken.

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  6. Mistress Maddie1:35 PM, March 03, 2018

    Well apparently to the back seat so she can blow me.

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    1. The Mistress3:00 PM, March 03, 2018

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Make sure she removes her dentures for that “organic” feeling.

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    2. normadesmond8:14 PM, March 03, 2018

      Look who's giving lessons.

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  7. Inexplicable DeVice3:38 PM, March 03, 2018

    Well, wherever we're going, it's going to be windy as Norma still has her hair net on.

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice3:38 PM, March 03, 2018

      Oh! I've just read Maddie's comment! Norma has her hairnet on so as not to get mussed up when Maddie holds her head steady.

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    2. The Mistress5:38 PM, March 03, 2018

      No one messes with Norma's coiffure.

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    3. normadesmond8:17 PM, March 03, 2018

      My hair simply has to last the week. I wore the hair net anticipating Maddie. Always do.

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    4. Mistress Maddie11:14 AM, March 04, 2018

      My reputation proceeds me......

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  8. savannah5:40 PM, March 03, 2018

    sweet mary sunshine, but she looks far too hostile for me to want to go anywhere with her! xoxox

    p.s. i'm thinking about resurrecting the PEEPS contest, what do you think?

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    1. normadesmond8:19 PM, March 03, 2018

      Would someone please let Savannah out of the car? PEEPS? Is that a sweet way of saying SCHLONGS?

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  9. Jon5:56 PM, March 03, 2018

    Rehab. Jx

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  10. hayward7:02 PM, March 03, 2018

    We goin’ haf to pull ova Miss Desmond. I got to go make water.

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  11. The Mistress8:45 PM, March 03, 2018

    Would someone please crack open the car window?

    Norma's high-fiber diet is taking its toll on us all.

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