Thursday, January 11, 2018

The Infomaniac Bakery

Welcome to the Infomaniac Bakery! Cream pie, anyone?...

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Thanks to Eroswings for the idea of starting up a bakery and to Mistress Maddie for suggesting cream pies as our specialty and to Miss Scarlet who started the ball rolling when she brought up the topic of Killer Women With Pie.

20 comments:

  1. Is there cake? I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. I'm still trying to find out what date that video about the "cake" was removed so that I might agitate that it be made into a legal holiday.

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    2. Just removed my comment thanks to quick thinking from LX. I posted a link to a cake farts clip but there are malware links in the side bars of that site's page. Thanks, LX!

      NO MORE CAKE VIDEOS FOR US. We'll just have to settle for fond memories.

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  2. And considering the things I've seen in the Gincuzzi, I certainly am not starting to snack around here. I'd call the Health Depratment, but I know the Mistress has them in her back pocket. So to speak.

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    1. Good idea Peenee. I wouldn't either. I'm Leary since finding that hair in the nut roll from the Christmas party

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    2. PEENEE & MISTRESS MADDIE: One more gin and tonic and neither one of you will care what your lips come in contact with.

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  3. Dos it come in a graham cracker crust? The pie, not the baker...


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    1. EROS: If Graham crackers didn’t work on Star Trek, what makes you think they’ll work here?

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  4. Spoke to soon. But since we're here, are they Boston Creme???

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: They’re the cream of Boston.

      And environs.

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    1. MAGO: "If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"

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  6. FINALLY, a bakery that'll bake a faggy cake!!

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    1. NORMA: We’ll make the best damn faggy cake you’ve ever seen.

      Unfurl the rainbow flag out the window, Bitches.

      And when Charlie Craig & David Mullins celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary, I hope they’ll order their cake at the Infomaniac Bakery.

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  7. This cake looks "uncut".

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    1. TESTOSTERONE: You have a preference?

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    2. I prefer the clean and bountiful. The "hooded" pose a delightful challenge and piquant bonus in the unwrapping.

      As for the seminal soliloquy on semen, refer to Norma's Dell Paperback, "The Smart Girl's 5-Day Liquid Diet".

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    3. Let me be clear, I am open to both, so long as they are clean, and ideally, fronting a Hoover Dam of liquid love, crotch candy, or dude drops.

      Has anyone ever had too much cum come their way?? [Norma, it's a rhetorical question.]

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