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This guy, for example excels at it.
What's the largest number of any one thing that you've managed to cram into your mouths, Bitches? What was it? And more to the point, why did you do it?
Sunday, January 07, 2018
Stuffing Your Face
There are records for stuffing all manner of things into your mouth such as grapes, cigarettes and hot dogs...
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This guy, for example excels at it.
What's the largest number of any one thing that you've managed to cram into your mouths, Bitches? What was it? And more to the point, why did you do it?
[via]
This guy, for example excels at it.
What's the largest number of any one thing that you've managed to cram into your mouths, Bitches? What was it? And more to the point, why did you do it?
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Lucky for you I had an early dinner.
ReplyDeleteI never par take of such frivolities. I may consume a lot of meat, but in a lady like way thank you.
Frist!!!
MISTRESS MADDIE: I’m sure that Coq au Vin is more your style.
DeleteOnly on Saturday dear...and with Julia's recipe.
DeleteIt's all food related for me. I can eat an entire can or large bag of potato chips in one sitting--ranch, BBQ, nachos, sour cream and onion, cheese, and any sort of cheesy puffs, curls, and twists are my addictions. It's why I barely buy them. Mostly, they're rewards after a rigorous four mile minimum hike.
ReplyDeleteAnd if I'm starving and too lazy to cook, I can eat a large pepperoni pizza by myself.
Once, I ate an entire 9 X 13 inch pan's worth of brownies. I made it for a party, only to get a last minute request from the party host to bring something vegetarian for her vegan guests. I hadn't eaten anything all day, and I was hungry. So I ate the brownies while they were still warm. And I stopped by the grocery store to buy a bag of mixed fruits for those veg heads. No regrets! Waste not, want not.
My noted (infamous) accomplishments: I'm not a large person, but I can wolf it down when sufficiently motivated or hungry.
DeleteI once ate
1. 6 pound cheese steak sandwich--two footer, meant to feed the party crowd. I ate the whole thing on a dare. Wasn't even drunk. Totally on clear liquids only the next day. But I won that bet!
2. A whole BBQ chicken (including backbone and wings) dipped in Alabama white sauce, plus some fries. Also a dare, at a back yard BBQ. Delicious!
3. Half a gallon (2 quarts) of pistachio ice cream. The power was out and the ice cream was melting. Didn't eat anything else the rest of the day. Also, just ginger ale the next day.
4. On Xmas 2017--24 donuts in an hour. I was hungry and couldn't resist the craving.
5. On New Year's Day 2018--36 cookies in one sitting. Also couldn't resist the sweets craving.
These are rare occurrences when I pig out. I've been known to sleep in rather than eat. And I'm usually a healthy eater. But I plan to take on the Big Texan Steak Challenge, eat 72 oz. steak in under 1 hour, as a reward for trekking through Palo Duro Canyon State Park, whenever I can get up there to those parts.
Do you have a lot of sex, or just a very high metabolism?
DeleteEROS: You should see about getting that tapeworm treated at the Infomaniac Medical Clinic.
DeleteMashed potatoes, for a guessing game.
ReplyDeleteLX: A guessing game? As in, guess what I have in my mouth? Or guess if I can gross you out?
DeleteI just adore dining prix fixe!
ReplyDeleteNORMA: And who doesn’t adore a selection of amuse-bouches?
DeleteReminds me of Varla Jean Merman. Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Nice touch with the final squirt of mustard.
DeleteI'm not a staffer ... rimshot
ReplyDeleteAs I saw "this guy" (Jim "Mouth" Purol) used his arse for a world record in 2008.
MAGO: He must have run out of things to put in his mouth.
DeleteI have a very accommodating mouth with hardly any gag reflex. It's a bit challenging but with a bit of perseverance I can cram a whole Magnum in.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Crikey, when you said “magnum” I thought you meant a 1.5-litre wine bottle.
DeleteI honestly can't remember? Mind-wiping pills, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: You can’t remember? Or you won’t remember?
DeleteNo memories, no regrets. It's my motto.
DeleteWe know what you get up to with tacos, PEENEE.
DeleteA whole digestive biscuit, because I was twelve.
ReplyDeleteSx