Saturday, January 28, 2017

The Year of the Cock

Today marks the beginning of the Chinese Lunar New Year and according to the Chinese calendar, we are entering the Year of the Rooster (or "cock" as it's also known.)


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What will you Bitches be doing to celebrate the Year of the Cock?
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35 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:21 AM, January 28, 2017

    What a remarkable picture. Perhaps a cut from the calendar of the International Association of Chicken Farmers ?
    No special festivities here, sorry.

    YAY, first !

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  2. Princess7:48 AM, January 28, 2017

    I'll be praying for Autumn to arrive early... with camera in hand... eagerly awaiting the figleaves to fall...

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    1. The Mistress8:32 PM, January 28, 2017

      PRINNY: Once those fig leaves have dropped, mind the prickly pears.

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  3. Jon DeepBlue8:18 AM, January 28, 2017

    COCORICO!

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    1. Jon DeepBlue8:28 AM, January 28, 2017

      Sadly, those who don't understand French will miss all the funny innuendo in the lyrics but I'm sure Mistress will get it. :)

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    2. The Mistress8:32 PM, January 28, 2017

      HUGGY JON: My first thought was “Rôtisserie Coco Rico” in Montréal.

      Bon poulet rôti avec avec pommes de terre.

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    3. Princess6:27 AM, January 29, 2017

      I may be standing in shit.... but I'm still singing...

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    4. Jon DeepBlue9:31 AM, January 29, 2017

      I can easily see all of us bitches dancing and screaming "COCORICO" in the Infomaniac lounge.

      ...and then we'll do YMCA

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    5. Jon DeepBlue9:34 AM, January 29, 2017

      And then the Macarena...

      and Staying Alive...........

      Somebody STOP ME!

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    6. Jon DeepBlue8:13 AM, January 30, 2017

      Last night, I dreamt we were all dancing the Achy Breaky Heart!

      What a nightmare!

      I'M DOOOOOOMED!


      *sobs*

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  4. LẌ8:22 AM, January 28, 2017

    I hate it when the new year changes. I'll still be writing "Year Of The Monkey" on my checks for a couple of weeks!

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  5. Jon10:45 AM, January 28, 2017

    This, mainly. Jx

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  6. Mistress Maddie11:31 AM, January 28, 2017

    Well, I'm a Cock and I love cock. Do I need to fill in the blanks?

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    1. The Mistress8:34 PM, January 28, 2017

      MISTRESS MADDIE: You’re a cock?

      Then let’s do the math.

      You were born in 1969 or 1981.

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  7. Damien11:58 AM, January 28, 2017

    Entering Mr Nude Infomaniac 2017 :)

    **Places expectant kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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    1. The Mistress8:35 PM, January 28, 2017

      DAMIEN: Where did you read that there will be a contest this year?

      Have you been reading “alternative facts” again?

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    2. Damien3:12 PM, January 31, 2017

      *looks down.......shuffles feet*

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  8. Ms Scarlet12:21 PM, January 28, 2017

    I shall be shuttling hither and tither.... drinking cocktails whenever and having an occasional squawk.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress8:35 PM, January 28, 2017

      MISS SCARLET: The Year of the COCKTAIL!

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    2. Inexplicable DeVice7:57 AM, February 01, 2017

      Ah, yes, a far more attainable goal (for me) with much less effort!

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  9. Muscato6:00 PM, January 28, 2017

    I had dinner last night with Peenee - does that count?

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    1. The Mistress8:35 PM, January 28, 2017

      MUSCATO: Considering Peenee’s obsession with cock, I’ll say “yes, that counts.”

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    2. Jeffery8:47 AM, January 29, 2017

      Does Peenee like chicken?

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  10. eroswings7:41 PM, January 28, 2017

    Eat more chicken!

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  11. normadesmond10:11 PM, January 28, 2017

    pluck it....or not.

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  12. anne marie in philly5:50 PM, January 31, 2017

    who DOESN'T love a cock? or two?

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  13. Anonymous12:31 PM, February 06, 2017

    Darling ? One cock-fight too many ?

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  14. The Mistress5:14 PM, February 07, 2017

    Back soon, Bitches!

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  15. Anonymous5:28 PM, February 07, 2017

    Good ... you are missed.

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