The girls are waiting patiently for the infamous butter stick treatment.*snaps on rubber gloves*Sx
MISS SCARLET: I fear another litigation case.
From third-right's wide-eyed look, I'd say it's already begun!
"Nature never fashionedA flower so fair.No rose can compare-Nothing respectableHalf so delectable.Cheer themIn their glory,Diamonds and pearls,Dazzling jewelsBy the score.This is what beauty can be.Beauty celestial,The best, you'llAgree:All for you,These beautiful girls!"Jx
JON: I feel a show tune mood coming on.
I am always in a "show tune mood". Every day in work, I sing "There's gotta be something better than this!"Jx
Finals for the Wrinkle Queen ?
MAGO: kabuki zero once suggested we have a line of wrinkle creams named 'MJ's face flatterer' or 'Miss Scarlett's Mist of beauty'.
Um...not sure about the third from the left.Kissy-bristels.Just saying...
DINAHMOW: So few of the men featured on Infomaniac want to kiss you or I so not to worry.
Looks like a Siberian Pop Group.
DAMIEN: ♫Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out♫
**looks down**They're ringing Mistress.
It's been ages since I last had a facial. *Sighs wistfully*
Former Cosmopolitan editor-in-chief Helen Gurley Brown recommends the semen facial: "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased."
no towels in the gym, towels in the salon....mistress, who's running HR? you?
NORMA: The Mistress is desperately trying to keep up with running the Infomaniac Gymnasium, the Infomaniac House of Beauty, Infomaniac Airlines, the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge, and so much more.Being a titan of industry isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
maybe our president can give you a few pointers.
Auditions for "The "Mikado" are going well I see...
PRINNY: Don’t even THINK about signing up as wardrobe mistress.
KISS in the makeup room?
LX: As much as I like you, it wouldn’t be proper.