Friday, January 20, 2017

Filthy Friday - "Piss on it" Edition

You know what I'm talking about, Bitches.

[thanks, Kevin]

January 20, 2017. 

Piss on it.

Wake up and smell the coffee, America because it's happening.

For a helpful 9-step guide on what to do next, visit Cookie.

UPDATE: Thanks to an idea by LX, "Make America Urinate Again" merchandise is now available from The Infomaniac Shopping Network...


  1. I plan on making a HUGE batch of my grandmother's chocolate chips cookies for Trump and his new administration of hate...with copious upon copious amounts of ExLax.

  2. here's hoping the infomaniac barista
    (above) makes all of donald's coffees.

  3. It's Waz Day!!!!
    Good Luck, America!!!

  4. BITCHES: An update concerning The Infomaniac Shopping Network has been inserted at the bottom of this post.

  5. Oh the memories.

    **Places moist kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

  6. Don't forget to pick up a complimentary pair of Infomaniac Incontinence Briefs: Disaffected--for when you just don't give a damn...and/or too wasted/drunk to find the restroom. Astronaut approved! Perfect for those long cross country drives and road trips!

    And don't forget the Infomaniac premium sanitary wipes: Disinfectant--for the morning after; wiping away germs, leaving you clean and refreshed to face up to last night's regrets.

  7. I am reminded of a line from one of my very favouritest films:

    "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!" - Julie (Martha Plimpton) in Parenthood.