Thursday, November 17, 2016

Yes, We Have No Bananas



Earlier this year, the Chinese government banned erotic "banana-eating" on live-stream Internet.



New regulations mean that live-streaming sites must monitor all their output round-the-clock to ensure nothing untoward is going on, keeping an eye out for any "erotic" banana-eating.

More details here.



No mention was made of where the Chinese officials stand on cake.

28 comments:

  1. I shall avoid posting my home "erotic banana eating" videos on YouTube forthwith, for fear of offending a Chinese person. Jx

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    1. PPS what on earth has that young man done with his front bottom? It looks like something the late, unlamented David Gest might have on his head.

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    2. We request a private screening.

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    3. I chose this young man as it appears he has no banana.

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    4. I was also confused by this 'no banana' appearance.
      Sx

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  2. Spoil sports. If the Internet is good for anything, it's porn.

    And cats, obv.

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  3. I think this is a very thoughtful initiative of the Chinese gouvernement in the light of the ongoing Banana Crisis.
    There should be no cucumber shortage.

    In the meantime, "Nogger dir einen !" should be translatable into Mandarin.

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    1. MAGO: I don’t know what it means in English, let alone in Mandarin but suggestive ice cream-eating won’t get past the censors.

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  4. No 3 is just a V-I-S-I-O-N!

    **places chaste kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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    1. *makes ophthalmologist appointment for Damien*

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    2. You take such good care of me :)

      **places appreciative kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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    3. DAMIEN: We Canadians are known for our health care.

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    4. p.s. Damien, your blog won't let me leave a comment on your ballet photo. I may try later.

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    5. Having issues right now Mistress. SigH

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    6. Aren't we all, Damien. Aren't we all.

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  5. You so wouldn't want to see my old home movies then. They didn't call me Banana Split for nothing.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Garnished liberally with nuts.

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  6. Just as well Mr Beastie isn't still live streaming his fruit bowl...

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    1. I was going to say something similar!
      Sx

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    2. PRINNY & MISS SCARLET: Do you mean THIS?

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  7. Meanwhile, if a Chinese official stands on my cake I will slap him with a kipper. Or maybe a banana.
    SX

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    1. MISS SCARLET: I suggest you remain firmly seated on your cake to avoid confiscation.

      If you slap someone with a kipper, would you call that a Kipper Surprise?

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    2. Yes! I will add mayonnaise for extra surprise.
      Sx

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  8. i've got a banana bread in the freezer!

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    1. Norma: Better that than a bun in the oven.

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