Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Shut Up and Drive

The MistressMobile is back on the road...


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Does anyone need a lift?

24 comments:

  1. Yes.
    Can I keep these two in my attic?
    Sx

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    1. Is this part of your loft conversion plan?

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    2. I'm sure two strapping lads could raise the roof... and a few other things.
      Sx

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  2. hmm, i see where the GPS is kept.

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    1. NORMA: GPS can cause people to drive into the swamp.

      But since Trump’s going to drain the swamp, that won’t be a problem anymore, will it?

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  3. Ill be just casually sitting between red pants legs.

    **places appreciative kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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    1. DAMIEN: With you in that position, I fear we'll need to wipe the windshield.

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  4. I think those two *are* uplifted. Probably heard about Scarlet's attic

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    1. DINAHMOW: What other secrets are in Miss Scarlet’s attic, one wonders?

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  5. Here's an - ahem - appropriate song for the occasion... Jx

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    1. JON: *shudder*

      Gary S. Paxton died this year. Not surprisingly, his death did not make the kind of headlines we saw with David Bowie or Prince.

      Here are a few of the “highlights” from Gary S. Paxton’s life…

      He married the first of his four wives when he was 17 and she was 14.

      Paxton was shot several times by hit men hired to kill him over a contract dispute with a country singer he was working with. He survived, only to run into troubles with the IRS and develop a near-fatal case of hepatitis C. He recovered and resumed his career, performing in a mask and cape as Grandpa Rock; “a sort of hillbilly Ozzy Osbourne.”

      And perhaps best of all…Tammy Faye Bakker had a crush on him.

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    2. These lives indeed are kind of surreal. These Americans must have something in their water.

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    3. MAGO: You don’t want to be living downstream from that water supply.

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  6. Can you pick me up a six pack of tequila?

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    1. PEENEE: Ask them yourself.

      Their names are Don Julio and Jose Cuervo.

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  7. Gosh! The new MistressMobile is really stripped down to basics, isn't it? There's barely any upholstery! Good job it's got a sturdy chassis and beautiful bodywork...

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    1. MR. DeVICE: It needs a lube job, if you’re up for it.

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  8. By January those boys are going to regret their career choice!

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    1. LX: That's where "seat warmers" come in.

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  9. I see Infomaniac is about to give Uber a run for the money. How much for the ride & what form of payment is expected for services rendered? I'm not seeing a card reader anywhere.

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    1. EROS: You need to look harder for the card reader slot.

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