[fluffs pillows][wanders out in near-catatonic state]
Mistress, I'm getting very nervous. It looks like you may want to say sleeping😡😡😡. All my political friends are texting me a storm with awful returns. I may just stay drunk.......permanently.
So MJ, if you wake up, would you uhm, you know, marry me? Just enough to emigrate.
This Just In: Move To Canada website swamped!
Lx.....have you won a ticket yet?
*mwah*All will be better under President TRUMP !
The most corrupt administration ever will take over in January. The worst of the worst has happened.
Where are those stupid 'Keep Calm and Carry On' stickers now??Sx
Have this one, dearest Scarlet. Thisone is on a website about "bridal shower themes". Strange. But what expect you in the world of President Trump ?
Shhhh... Everyone be quiet and let The Mistress sleep.Has anyone checked on LẌ?!
I believe he is still catatonic.Sx
I think he's experimenting with Grey Goose or something like that.
if only i were a weed smoker, i could inhale my way into oblivion.sadly, i'm horrifically sober.
JFC America! I am physically ill today with anxiety. The biggest con man in recent history has won the fucking White House, we should all hang our heads in shame. And as someone from MN who had wrestler Jessie Ventura as Governor, I'm afraid to admit I saw this train barreling down the track months ago. We are truly a reality tv nation.
i'd be happier if it were jesse.
The Mistress had to work all day but at one point disappeared into the rest room and sobbed. If I feel this way about your loss, I can't imagine what it's doing to you American Bitches.I will not let someone like this define who you are as Americans. I know that half of you are FAB and will continue to be so, no matter what dickhead is in power.