Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Happy Thanksgiving, American Bitches

We here at Infomaniac wish you well in dealing with your Trump-voting relatives 'round the dinner table this Thanksgiving.



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    1. No, no. Thank YOU for being "Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to The Mistress.”

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  2. Thank you Mistress, I plan on getting stuffed! Meanwhile my whole family voted Hills......so no issues.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: This Thanksgiving, the family that votes together, bloats together.

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    1. That is the Infomaniac way, dearest Norma.

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  4. I'm giving thanks I'm not American. Jx

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    1. we all may be going to hell in a handbag,
      so if we do, let's plan on meeting up.

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    2. JON & PRINNY: I too give thanks that I’m not American but let’s not forget that our countries are not immune to demagoguery.

      NORMA: You’re going to need a bigger handbag.

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    3. "I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
      I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
      I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
      In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous.

      In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
      I am the very model of a modern Major-General."


      Our demagogues do it in style... Jx

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  5. I'm jealous of those in a coma.

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    1. JIMMY: Overeating turkey could send you into a tryptophan coma.

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    2. Munching oneself into oblivion, what a way to go ...

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    3. MAGO: I'm reminded of the excesses of an ancient Roman banquet in modern times.

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  6. it's just me and the MITM here and we're both have colds, so it's (American) football, tea, toast, and meds! xoxoox

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    1. SAVANNAH: Get well soon!

      Do you have enough meds to pass around to the rest of us?

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    2. Never enough meds for this krewe, but we'll find a way, sugar! ;)

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  7. Thank you for your friendship, for the laughs, the wisdom, and support. Happy Thanksgiving.

    I shall think of you for strength and clarity as my friends have convinced me to join them to fight off the filthy masses in the annual holiday melee known as Black Friday...

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    1. EROS: Thank you. It was nice knowing you.

      *signals for back-up as Eros does battle*

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  8. I know!

    **places kisses on Mistress feet as is proper whilst humming Old Glory**

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