Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Happy Thanksgiving, American Bitches

We here at Infomaniac wish you well in dealing with your Trump-voting relatives 'round the dinner table this Thanksgiving.



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24 comments:

  1. LẌ7:30 PM, November 23, 2016

    Thank you Mistress!

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    1. The Mistress8:32 PM, November 23, 2016

      No, no. Thank YOU for being "Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to The Mistress.”

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  2. Mistress Maddie8:10 PM, November 23, 2016

    Thank you Mistress, I plan on getting stuffed! Meanwhile my whole family voted Hills......so no issues.

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    1. The Mistress8:33 PM, November 23, 2016

      MISTRESS MADDIE: This Thanksgiving, the family that votes together, bloats together.

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  3. normadesmond11:30 PM, November 23, 2016

    do what i do...no guests!

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  4. Jon3:07 AM, November 24, 2016

    I'm giving thanks I'm not American. Jx

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    1. Princess4:40 AM, November 24, 2016

      Ditto....

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    2. normadesmond10:54 AM, November 24, 2016

      we all may be going to hell in a handbag,
      so if we do, let's plan on meeting up.

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    3. The Mistress11:34 AM, November 24, 2016

      JON & PRINNY: I too give thanks that I’m not American but let’s not forget that our countries are not immune to demagoguery.

      NORMA: You’re going to need a bigger handbag.

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    4. Jon1:27 PM, November 24, 2016

      "I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
      I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
      I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
      In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous.

      In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
      I am the very model of a modern Major-General."

      Our demagogues do it in style... Jx

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    5. The Mistress4:22 PM, November 24, 2016

      JON: Such wits, you Brits!

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  5. Jimmy11:06 AM, November 24, 2016

    I'm jealous of those in a coma.

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    1. The Mistress11:34 AM, November 24, 2016

      JIMMY: Overeating turkey could send you into a tryptophan coma.

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    2. Anonymous2:50 PM, November 24, 2016

      Munching oneself into oblivion, what a way to go ...

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    3. The Mistress4:23 PM, November 24, 2016

      MAGO: I'm reminded of the excesses of an ancient Roman banquet in modern times.

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  6. savannah3:58 PM, November 24, 2016

    it's just me and the MITM here and we're both have colds, so it's (American) football, tea, toast, and meds! xoxoox

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    1. The Mistress4:24 PM, November 24, 2016

      SAVANNAH: Get well soon!

      Do you have enough meds to pass around to the rest of us?

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    2. savannah10:12 AM, November 25, 2016

      Never enough meds for this krewe, but we'll find a way, sugar! ;)

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  7. eroswings8:50 PM, November 24, 2016

    Thank you for your friendship, for the laughs, the wisdom, and support. Happy Thanksgiving.

    I shall think of you for strength and clarity as my friends have convinced me to join them to fight off the filthy masses in the annual holiday melee known as Black Friday...

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    1. The Mistress9:01 PM, November 24, 2016

      EROS: Thank you. It was nice knowing you.

      *signals for back-up as Eros does battle*

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  8. Damien10:54 PM, November 24, 2016

    Thank you Mistress!

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  9. Damien8:26 PM, November 26, 2016

    I know!

    **places kisses on Mistress feet as is proper whilst humming Old Glory**

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