Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Toenail Tuesday

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14 comments:

  1. Mitzi 6:34 AM, March 29, 2016

    She's been very brave with that shade of nail varnish and that shade of lippy leaves a lot to be desired.

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    1. The Mistress3:30 PM, March 29, 2016

      MITZI: I hope she’s not measuring for curtains in the same colour.

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  2. hayward8:49 AM, March 29, 2016

    Good gracious MJ! The depths from which these pics come are astounding. You are the Jaques Cousteau of the internet.

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  3. normadesmond10:51 AM, March 29, 2016

    why that's revlon's new
    spring polish, "cherry pie hole!"

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    1. The Mistress3:33 PM, March 29, 2016

      NORMA: He’ll be taking over from Olivia Wilde as spokesperson any day now.

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  4. Jeffery12:43 PM, March 29, 2016

    Jungle red.

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    1. The Mistress3:34 PM, March 29, 2016

      JEFFERY: I can hear him now… "I've had two years to grow claws, Mother, and they're Jungle Red!"

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  5. LẌ5:13 PM, March 29, 2016

    The measuring tape was a very bad idea.

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    1. mrpeenee8:22 PM, March 29, 2016

      He's not ashamed of having a 3 inch wiener. Small Dick Pride!

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  6. eroswings9:39 PM, March 29, 2016

    Eat more fiber.
    Be kind to your behind.

    --This message was brought you by the Infomaniac Nutrition Council, affiliated with the Infomaniac House of Beauty, now running a special on colonics & hair removal.

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  7. Ms Scarlet6:30 AM, March 30, 2016

    He has a nasty rash on his buttocks and obviously took no heed of the buttock shaving advice that is freely available in The Infomaniac House of Beauty.
    Hair Conditioner. Why will no one listen?
    SX

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  8. The Mistress7:14 AM, March 30, 2016

    Must rush off, Bitches but I know you don't want to stare at Toenail Man all day so will post a Wenis Wednesday for you.

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