She's been very brave with that shade of nail varnish and that shade of lippy leaves a lot to be desired.
MITZI: I hope she’s not measuring for curtains in the same colour.
Good gracious MJ! The depths from which these pics come are astounding. You are the Jaques Cousteau of the internet.
HAYWARD: That is SUCH a compliment, my dear.
Ha ha haa (with, not at), Hayward!
why that's revlon's new spring polish, "cherry pie hole!"
NORMA: He’ll be taking over from Olivia Wilde as spokesperson any day now.
JEFFERY: I can hear him now… "I've had two years to grow claws, Mother, and they're Jungle Red!"
The measuring tape was a very bad idea.
He's not ashamed of having a 3 inch wiener. Small Dick Pride!
Eat more fiber.Be kind to your behind.--This message was brought you by the Infomaniac Nutrition Council, affiliated with the Infomaniac House of Beauty, now running a special on colonics & hair removal.
He has a nasty rash on his buttocks and obviously took no heed of the buttock shaving advice that is freely available in The Infomaniac House of Beauty.Hair Conditioner. Why will no one listen?SX
Must rush off, Bitches but I know you don't want to stare at Toenail Man all day so will post a Wenis Wednesday for you.