Wednesday, March 09, 2016

Happy Birthday, Miss Scarlet!

Happy birthday to our charming Infomaniac Bitch, Miss Scarlet!



According to the "About" page on her blog, Miss Scarlet's age is "debatable." Best not to inquire.

Pop over here to see how Mr. DeVice is celebrating Miss Scarlet's birthday.

NOTE: The banana in this photo has not been in contact with Infomaniac Bitch Beast's bum.

15 comments:

  1. It's never too late to have a portrait of MsScarlet tattooed on one's banana !

    First ?

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    1. So long as it doesn't go black and shrivel up.
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  2. "The banana in this photo has not been in contact with Infomaniac Bitch Beast's bum" - but what about those pearls?

    Happy birthday, Ms Scarlet!

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    1. Fabulous.... and no candles to count!
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  4. happy day darling, don't bother to peel it!

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    1. I haven't trusted a banana since Mr Beastie's fruit bowl days!
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  5. I am late.... and recovering from the huge stormy day we've had in deepest darkest Devon! Again, I am thankful for not choosing to have candles!
    I have been overwhelmed by my birthday greetings today, many, many thanks!
    Sxxxxxx

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  6. Happy Birthday, Scarlet! The picture says it all: You're ripe for the picking, well rounded & glowing pink in all the right places, & you're a natural beautiful jewel!

    __i_i_i__
    [*O*O*O]
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    Cheers & Best wishes for many more wonderful hears to come!

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  7. “Always take a banana to a party.”
    ― Steven Moffat

    Happy birthday, Ms Scarlet! Jx

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    1. Yay!! That sounds like one of Mr Beastie's sayings.
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