Sunday, March 27, 2016

Happy Easter, Bitches



Oh, how I wish this story were true.

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  1. Will The Mistress be having hot cross buns today?

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    1. LX: There's a good chance I'll be making the sign of the cross over a pair of hot buns.

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  2. There's a tie-in to yesterday's admonishments on the importance of colonoscopy to be made out of all this, but I'd really rather not be the one to make it...

    And a very Happy Easter to all!

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    1. MUSCATO: I’d hate to be his proctologist.

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  3. As one of our favourite drag queens Mrs Moore is wont to screech as a toast: Up your bum! No babies." Jx

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  4. You'll do anything to make news up there won't you! Me personally found two baskets, overdosed on chocolate sticks and three creme eggs and haven't even had dinner yet.....happy Easter.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: “Up here?” I’ll have you know we don’t do that sort of thing here in Canada.

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    2. I am afraid the dear old "Sunday Sport" is a venerable institution here in the UK... Jx

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    3. JON: My fave headline from the “Sunday Sport” (although it’s hard to choose) is Warning All Cyclists: This Man Will Sniff Your Bike Seat.

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    4. Entertaining and informative. Who even knew that saddle-sniffing was called "snurging"? Jx

      PS Speaking of "Sport" headlines - there's this.

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    5. I think id have to root for the badger in this case.

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    6. As if the badgers don't get enough bad press as it is.

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  5. No hot fudge for me thank you.

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    1. JEFFERY: I didn’t have you down as a vanilla sort of guy.

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  6. i love that bruce looks like he might have
    originally emerged from one of those very eggs.

    kind of a circle of life thing.

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  7. Surely there are easier places to hide Easter eggs. Was he trying to smuggle them into some country?

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    1. EROS: I don’t want to think about the cavity search.

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