Monday, July 28, 2014

Vacation Vexation

We here at Infomaniac regret to inform you that Norma and Mistress MJ have been detained at the border...

17 comments:

  1. Blimey, that's a good idea. Are these available in the Infomaniac shop?
    And... FIRST!!!!
    Sx

    ReplyDelete


  2. with mj's faux passport...."norma dear, use this,
    it'll slice decades off your age!" she has gotten me
    thrown into tijuana's finest!

    does anyone have an old chevy with an empty trunk?

    yes, it's me, NORMA!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. What are you, on the lam with a fake name? Brilliant.

      Delete
  3. Did they find the 40 pounds of crack under her skirt as well?

    ReplyDelete
  4. Only 5 per pack? That's barely enough to drown a mouse! No wonder you and Norma got stopped - I imagine customs had a field day with the hundreds of tammies that fell from various nooks and crannies as you attempted to sweep majestically across the border...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. "Tammy. Tammy. Tammy's in love..."

      I agree - and who'd want to drink it? Jx

      Delete
  5. It'll be just like Midnight Express!!!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. it IS just like midnight express!

      i've escaped, but barely.

      Delete
  6. That means we'll have to organized a telethon to bail MJ's out of jail... AGAIN!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. If anyone want to donate, please call:
      1-800-969-6969

      That shouldn't be too hard to remember, bitches.

      Delete
  7. It's sort of like beating the same damm tired , horse over, and over, and over.........

    ReplyDelete
  8. mj got out before me. she gleefully downed pepe the warden's milky refresco. i hear she's headed norte.

    (as you can see, i'm using OTHER traveling papers
    mj generously supplied)

    ReplyDelete
  9. can you tell, i am one fucked up mess.

    ReplyDelete
  10. I told you to use the fake colostomy bag, but no one ever listens to me.

    ReplyDelete
  11. One shouldn't put breakable glass tubes into any orifice. I believe there's a video of a man with a jar out there on the largely diverse interwebs.

    ReplyDelete