GOd gracious - old-age poverty is a curse ! Grandma does a cocaine run just to end life in jail - why couldn't she stick to running her etablissement and simply get along ?
oh please, those morons though they'd made the bust of the century! all they found were my travel catheters; one for each leg let's you drive extra hours!
I find the most disturbing part of the foto is that the inspectors aren't wearing any gloves while doing the search!
You never know where that drug mule has been (and who has and how many have ridden it lately! Or whether they used a saddle or rode bareback). Safety first.
Hopefully there are no snaps of the cavity search.
ReplyDeletePoor Ms Norma, I'm sure she was only making sure that she had an ample supply of tea bags.
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THIS JUST IN: The Mistress and Norma may be on holiday in West Virginia...
ReplyDeleteStop calling us freaks.
DeleteThis looks quite likely, Mr Lax!
ReplyDeleteAnd we had a comment collision.
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OUCH!
ReplyDeleteI just worry what their going to find in her dry socket! I know mj your used to the good ole cavity search.
ReplyDeleteFAKE ! That's not Norma !
ReplyDeleteNorma is a lady, so sans that barbed wire / hair.
Dude looks like a lady to me.
DeleteAs Mistress Maddie says, "Nothing a good pair of tweezers and a slow afternoon can't help."
GOd gracious - old-age poverty is a curse !
DeleteGrandma does a cocaine run just to end life in jail - why couldn't she stick to running her etablissement and simply get along ?
Norma never looked better.
ReplyDeleteAt least she wore her good lace under-thingy.
ReplyDeleteHandsome, Norma spares no expense.
DeletePetticoat Ayem8y, and doesn't it look lovely against those Eau De Nil knickers?
Deleteoh please, those morons though they'd made the bust of the century! all they found were my travel catheters; one for each leg let's you drive extra hours!
ReplyDeleteguess my ass needs a little work, huh?
ReplyDeleteNothing a good pair of tweezers and a slow afternoon can't help.
DeletePluck 'til you drop.
DeleteI find the most disturbing part of the foto is that the inspectors aren't wearing any gloves while doing the search!
ReplyDeleteYou never know where that drug mule has been (and who has and how many have ridden it lately! Or whether they used a saddle or rode bareback). Safety first.
We've been released, no thanks to Norma, and are now enjoying our summer vacation.
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