I will finish designing the Whisky waiting room and have the transformation of the oubliette complete before your return. Don't worry about a thing, I will not make a mess or break anything, or poach any house boys. Happy Holidays to you both! Sxxxx
A month! You have more holidays than that other lazy cow what's her name, Catherine? who married William Windsor. What are we to do with ourselves in your absence?
Have a happy and fun vacation adventure! Be safe and enjoy the local food, culture, people, and sites! Take lots of fotos! And some Pepto Bismol and toilet paper just in case...and some wet wipes...and prophylactics, for safety.
Remember, just because it's legal where you're going, doesn't mean you should bring some of it back home in your large purse...customs might seize the contraband and strip search you both. Also, if you plan on doing any herbal recreation, do them the first few days of vacation...it'll take about a month to get rid off the stuff out of your system, in case you have a drug screening waiting upon your return.
she's only taking me to shlep the luggage.
ReplyDeleteDid you not learn from the last time, Norma?
DeleteHappy holidays!
ReplyDeleteWe'll try not to get up to anything too exciting while you're away.
* releases houseboys from their paddock and cranks up the Gincuzzi *
Bon voyage!
ReplyDeleteHugs
Jon
I will finish designing the Whisky waiting room and have the transformation of the oubliette complete before your return. Don't worry about a thing, I will not make a mess or break anything, or poach any house boys.
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays to you both!
Sxxxx
Poached Houseboys - yummy!
DeleteI see you've both been freshly lei-ed.
ReplyDeleteNice
By the looks of it, they've been lei'ed several times!
DeleteOoops! Smash! I've broken a houseboy already. I'll sweep it up before you return, Mistress... Jx
ReplyDeleteAloha, bitches. Where did you leave the keys for the karaoke bar and the smoke machine? The cops are asking.
ReplyDeleteLazy bitches! Enjoys your hols
ReplyDeleteA month! You have more holidays than that other lazy cow what's her name, Catherine? who married William Windsor. What are we to do with ourselves in your absence?
ReplyDeleteYou off to Benidorm with LX?
Wanna walla Mitzi ?
DeleteA month to work on my Silvaner testing. Say hello when you are back.
ReplyDeleteHave a happy and fun vacation adventure! Be safe and enjoy the local food, culture, people, and sites! Take lots of fotos! And some Pepto Bismol and toilet paper just in case...and some wet wipes...and prophylactics, for safety.
ReplyDeleteRemember, just because it's legal where you're going, doesn't mean you should bring some of it back home in your large purse...customs might seize the contraband and strip search you both. Also, if you plan on doing any herbal recreation, do them the first few days of vacation...it'll take about a month to get rid off the stuff out of your system, in case you have a drug screening waiting upon your return.
Happy travels!