Monday, July 28, 2014

Vacation Vexation

We here at Infomaniac regret to inform you that Norma and Mistress MJ have been detained at the border...

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17 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet9:35 AM, July 28, 2014

    Blimey, that's a good idea. Are these available in the Infomaniac shop?
    And... FIRST!!!!
    Sx

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  2. Irene Selznick10:53 AM, July 28, 2014



    with mj's faux passport...."norma dear, use this,
    it'll slice decades off your age!" she has gotten me
    thrown into tijuana's finest!

    does anyone have an old chevy with an empty trunk?

    yes, it's me, NORMA!

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    1. mrpeenee3:06 AM, July 29, 2014

      What are you, on the lam with a fake name? Brilliant.

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  3. ayeM8y11:10 AM, July 28, 2014

    Did they find the 40 pounds of crack under her skirt as well?

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  4. Inexplicable DeVice1:14 PM, July 28, 2014

    Only 5 per pack? That's barely enough to drown a mouse! No wonder you and Norma got stopped - I imagine customs had a field day with the hundreds of tammies that fell from various nooks and crannies as you attempted to sweep majestically across the border...

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    1. Jon3:37 PM, July 28, 2014

      "Tammy. Tammy. Tammy's in love..."

      I agree - and who'd want to drink it? Jx

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  5. jason3:54 PM, July 28, 2014

    It'll be just like Midnight Express!!!

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    1. normadesmond6:39 PM, July 28, 2014

      it IS just like midnight express!

      i've escaped, but barely.

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    2. Mitzi 11:28 AM, July 29, 2014

      Papillon's purse?

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  6. Jon DeepBlue6:44 PM, July 28, 2014

    That means we'll have to organized a telethon to bail MJ's out of jail... AGAIN!

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    1. Jon DeepBlue6:54 AM, July 29, 2014

      If anyone want to donate, please call:
      1-800-969-6969

      That shouldn't be too hard to remember, bitches.

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  7. Mistress Maddie11:17 PM, July 28, 2014

    It's sort of like beating the same damm tired , horse over, and over, and over.........

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  8. Anonymous11:48 PM, July 28, 2014

    mj got out before me. she gleefully downed pepe the warden's milky refresco. i hear she's headed norte.

    (as you can see, i'm using OTHER traveling papers
    mj generously supplied)

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  9. normadesmond11:52 PM, July 28, 2014

    can you tell, i am one fucked up mess.

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  10. mrpeenee3:07 AM, July 29, 2014

    I told you to use the fake colostomy bag, but no one ever listens to me.

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  11. CyberPete9:25 AM, July 29, 2014

    One shouldn't put breakable glass tubes into any orifice. I believe there's a video of a man with a jar out there on the largely diverse interwebs.

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  12. Anonymous2:18 PM, July 29, 2014

    Too warm.

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