Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Happy Hour

In yesterday's comments, Mr. Peenee said...


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... "I'd be happy if someone just made me a goddam drink."
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41 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet6:37 AM, January 14, 2014

    A nice protein shake?
    Sx

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  2. Princess7:18 AM, January 14, 2014

    I think that's a "Pernod Pussy" she's drinking...

    *Throws Miss Scarlet some heavy duty floaty rings...*

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  3. Ms Scarlet8:27 AM, January 14, 2014

    ...or a Uranus Supernova....
    We are having a respite from the rain today, but I will keep the floaty rings on standby!
    Sx

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  4. The Cool Cookie8:47 AM, January 14, 2014

    Trust me, there will be GERD

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  5. normadesmond10:46 AM, January 14, 2014

    what, no cherry?

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  6. ayeM8y10:53 AM, January 14, 2014

    I'll have a Fuzzy Felch.

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    1. The Mistress10:59 AM, January 14, 2014

      You’re the Official Infomaniac Bartender.

      Mix it yourself.

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    2. ayeM8y11:26 AM, January 14, 2014

      Oh sorry, I meant to say help yourselves BITCHES, while I help myself to a straw...

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  7. Anonymous2:22 PM, January 14, 2014

    HA - your "Peggies" gave you away ...

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  8. LẌ2:32 PM, January 14, 2014

    Uh, I'll bring my own drink and straw to this mixer.

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  9. Mistress Maddie4:36 PM, January 14, 2014

    He does know the lipstick goes on the other lips right?

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  10. mrpeenee10:51 PM, January 15, 2014

    In a PURPLE glass? I don't think so.

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  11. designing wally6:50 AM, January 16, 2014

    Stop blowing bubbles in your milk!!!

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  12. Anonymous5:36 PM, January 17, 2014

    Holy shit Darling - I looked at your arse now for long enough ! Isn't it uncomfortable for you too ? Turn around at least, will yah ?

    And get some wipes for that chafing. Slap some camomilla, here ...

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    1. The Mistress9:36 PM, January 17, 2014

      I'll slap ALL of you if you don't keep the noise down.

      Mistress MJ is trying to concentrate on a project and doesn't have time for chit chat at the moment.

      Back asap.

      You know where I hide the booze.

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    2. normadesmond9:44 PM, January 17, 2014

      blah, blah, blah...

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    3. Jon DeepBlue9:57 PM, January 17, 2014

      Ouais, ouais... We know... Wally caught you in the act!

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    4. Anonymous10:49 PM, January 17, 2014

      .. and there ... heck, the beer is always too warm when it comes from your thighs ... but the cigars taste really well .
      Are you saving the world again ? From the middle of the fridge you call home ? Hey, your bitches are helpless orphans in the middle of the night running aimlessly around without shoes or straw Strümpfe (strumpets ?) to rest their pumping heads upon - oh dear give clemency Mother MJ, Virgin of Mercy ... *snirfl*

      [Where's FN when needed ?]

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  13. jason8:19 PM, January 20, 2014

    Thank goodness there's a straw.
    I know I just hate when I get *my* beard wet.

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  14. savannah9:39 PM, January 20, 2014

    Oh My Goodness! That lip liner is just too damn dark, sugar! xoxoxoxo

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  15. Emile12:46 AM, January 22, 2014

    Ugh! Don't fart or you'll blow bubbles!

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  16. LẌ2:59 PM, January 23, 2014

    Mayor Ford. Bieber. Mistress MJ missing.

    Canadian Perfect Storm?

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    1. Anonymous5:06 PM, January 23, 2014

      We need a bit of nice Celine Dion music in the background. Awwwhh ...

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    2. LẌ7:17 PM, January 23, 2014

      Now it's perfect!

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    3. Jon DeepBlue7:23 PM, January 23, 2014

      THESE are sold at my local mall.

      ACH Mago! Du Bösewicht!

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    4. Anonymous7:42 PM, January 23, 2014

      HEIDI !

      I hate that little rotten - thing ! - with every fiber of my heart.

      Just for you Jon ...

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  17. Anonymous8:50 PM, January 25, 2014

    Maybe some nice Bavarian folkmusic will drive the Mistress out of the bush ? Nearly two weeks since the MIstress vanished ... the Gincuzzi is just a shade of its former glory, more of a black hole; bitches dispersed, displaced persons, playing with themselves, it's a drag ...

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  18. Mitzi 6:52 PM, January 27, 2014

    I would like mine straight up, with a little sugar around the rim.

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  19. designing wally7:16 AM, January 28, 2014

    *passes through to spray Lysol about, liberally*

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  20. normadesmond9:45 AM, January 28, 2014

    okay honey, i think you're cleansed
    & ready for that colonoscopy.

    open wide.

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  21. Jon DeepBlue5:04 PM, January 28, 2014

    She's stuck... AGAIN!

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  22. Anonymous2:37 PM, January 29, 2014

    I think this blog is abandoned now.
    A ghost blog drifting on the waves of the interwebs, a Flying Dutchwoman aimlessly wandering through the mists of the icy Northern seas ... creaking ...

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  23. Jon DeepBlue9:25 PM, January 29, 2014

    I found her!


    I think.

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    1. Anonymous6:54 AM, January 30, 2014

      In German it's called Hahnentritt

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    2. Jon DeepBlue12:57 PM, January 30, 2014

      Then no doubt Mistress danced the Hahnentritt in 1982... as I did...

      Okay that's enough let's move on.

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  24. normadesmond8:57 PM, January 30, 2014

    i'm doing what i can, pathetic as it may be.

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  25. Jimmy8:55 PM, January 31, 2014

    Maybe MJ's in rehab, waiting for The Bieb!

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