Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Happy Hour

In yesterday's comments, Mr. Peenee said...


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... "I'd be happy if someone just made me a goddam drink."

41 comments:

  1. I think that's a "Pernod Pussy" she's drinking...

    *Throws Miss Scarlet some heavy duty floaty rings...*

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  2. ...or a Uranus Supernova....
    We are having a respite from the rain today, but I will keep the floaty rings on standby!
    Sx

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    1. Oh sorry, I meant to say help yourselves BITCHES, while I help myself to a straw...

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  4. Uh, I'll bring my own drink and straw to this mixer.

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  5. He does know the lipstick goes on the other lips right?

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  6. In a PURPLE glass? I don't think so.

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  7. Stop blowing bubbles in your milk!!!

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  8. Holy shit Darling - I looked at your arse now for long enough ! Isn't it uncomfortable for you too ? Turn around at least, will yah ?

    And get some wipes for that chafing. Slap some camomilla, here ...

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    1. I'll slap ALL of you if you don't keep the noise down.

      Mistress MJ is trying to concentrate on a project and doesn't have time for chit chat at the moment.

      Back asap.

      You know where I hide the booze.

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    2. .. and there ... heck, the beer is always too warm when it comes from your thighs ... but the cigars taste really well .
      Are you saving the world again ? From the middle of the fridge you call home ? Hey, your bitches are helpless orphans in the middle of the night running aimlessly around without shoes or straw Strümpfe (strumpets ?) to rest their pumping heads upon - oh dear give clemency Mother MJ, Virgin of Mercy ... *snirfl*

      [Where's FN when needed ?]

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  9. Thank goodness there's a straw.
    I know I just hate when I get *my* beard wet.

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  10. Oh My Goodness! That lip liner is just too damn dark, sugar! xoxoxoxo

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  11. Ugh! Don't fart or you'll blow bubbles!

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  12. Mayor Ford. Bieber. Mistress MJ missing.

    Canadian Perfect Storm?

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    1. We need a bit of nice Celine Dion music in the background. Awwwhh ...

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    2. THESE are sold at my local mall.

      ACH Mago! Du Bösewicht!

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    3. HEIDI !

      I hate that little rotten - thing ! - with every fiber of my heart.

      Just for you Jon ...

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  13. Maybe some nice Bavarian folkmusic will drive the Mistress out of the bush ? Nearly two weeks since the MIstress vanished ... the Gincuzzi is just a shade of its former glory, more of a black hole; bitches dispersed, displaced persons, playing with themselves, it's a drag ...

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  14. I would like mine straight up, with a little sugar around the rim.

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  15. *passes through to spray Lysol about, liberally*

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  16. okay honey, i think you're cleansed
    & ready for that colonoscopy.

    open wide.

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  17. I think this blog is abandoned now.
    A ghost blog drifting on the waves of the interwebs, a Flying Dutchwoman aimlessly wandering through the mists of the icy Northern seas ... creaking ...

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    1. In German it's called Hahnentritt

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    2. Then no doubt Mistress danced the Hahnentritt in 1982... as I did...

      Okay that's enough let's move on.

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  19. i'm doing what i can, pathetic as it may be.

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  20. Maybe MJ's in rehab, waiting for The Bieb!

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