Bring out the disco ball, Bitches. It's New Year's Eve!
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Happy New Year!
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Friday, December 27, 2013
Thursday, December 26, 2013
The Arse End of Christmas
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Well? Are you Bitches surviving the so-called "most wonderful time of the year?"
Any casualties? Craziness? Crankiness? Capers? Cock?
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Sunday, December 22, 2013
Saturday, December 21, 2013
How To Ruin My Christmas
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Because you KNOW how Mistress MJ feels about Crocs.
Note how Mistress MJ has not blogged about her Crocs hatred since June, 2012. I simply cannot leave 2013 behind without venting my spleen.
Friday, December 20, 2013
Raphael
From time to time, Mistress MJ spins her favourite tunes from her own personal jukebox, here on Radio Infomaniac. This is one of those songs, for reasons just between you, me and the bedpost.
Raphael a l'air d'un ange, mais c'est un diable de l'amour
Et pour toujours
Hmm
♥
Raphael a l'air d'un ange, mais c'est un diable de l'amour
Et pour toujours
Hmm
♥
Thursday, December 19, 2013
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
The Infomaniac Christmas Pageant
[photos via Zenfancy]
What role will you play in the Infomaniac Christmas Pageant?
Note: Mistress MJ has sustained a slight injury and cannot comfortably type so she will not be commenting here or on your blogs for a little while. I shall continue to post. Enjoy the pageantry nonetheless!
Saturday, December 14, 2013
Friday, December 13, 2013
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Monday, December 09, 2013
Ménage à Trois of the Month
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Clicking the photo to enlarge it, I see that the photo was taken at the "Knights Inn" chain of hotels.
Sunday, December 08, 2013
Saturday, December 07, 2013
Cock Rings and Chains and Things
Incorporate any of the items (in the text of this book or the photo) into a song.
[via Zenfancy]
My tune would be sung to "The Sound of Music" song, "My Favourite Things."
♫Men wearing cock rings attached to their noodles
Chains at the tearoom where I eats me strudels
Big manly packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things♫
[via Zenfancy]
My tune would be sung to "The Sound of Music" song, "My Favourite Things."
♫Men wearing cock rings attached to their noodles
Chains at the tearoom where I eats me strudels
Big manly packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things♫
Friday, December 06, 2013
Taking Notes
Mistress MJ has discovered that you Bitches have been taking copious notes regarding my whereabouts...
Old busy body biddies include the following:
Huggy Jon, suggesting that I better work.
British Jon suggesting I'm a smut-peddling-slut.
Miss Scarlet rehashing a tarot card reading she did for me in 2011. To be fair, she DID foresee chocolate Hobnobs in my future and that's one prediction that came true.
Miss Normadesmond's post smells like yesterday's fish.
Frankly, this all seems rather conspiratorial.
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Don't you Bitches have a Red Hat Society meeting to attend?
UPDATE: Herr Mago's on board the Welcome Wagon with Joe Cocker and pizza and bongos.
UPDATE: Cookie has me in the kitchen. Wait, that doesn't sound right.
Old busy body biddies include the following:
Huggy Jon, suggesting that I better work.
British Jon suggesting I'm a smut-peddling-slut.
Miss Scarlet rehashing a tarot card reading she did for me in 2011. To be fair, she DID foresee chocolate Hobnobs in my future and that's one prediction that came true.
Miss Normadesmond's post smells like yesterday's fish.
Frankly, this all seems rather conspiratorial.
[via]
Don't you Bitches have a Red Hat Society meeting to attend?
UPDATE: Herr Mago's on board the Welcome Wagon with Joe Cocker and pizza and bongos.
UPDATE: Cookie has me in the kitchen. Wait, that doesn't sound right.
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