Friday, August 24, 2012

Weekend

If you find yourself at loose ends over the weekend, here's something you can try...


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42 comments:

  1. savannah9:49 PM, August 24, 2012

    FIRST!!!

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  2. savannah9:50 PM, August 24, 2012

    but, no, i think i'll pass, sugar! i'd rather do housework. LOL xoxoxoxox

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  3. normadesmond10:10 PM, August 24, 2012

    i remember this photo from years ago....
    it's karen carpenter pulling her boy toy back for a little more.

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  4. LẌ10:14 PM, August 24, 2012

    As it happens, I am at loose ends this weekend!

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    1. savannah10:16 PM, August 24, 2012

      come here and help me clean house, sugar! please! xoxoxox

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    2. The Mistress6:43 AM, August 25, 2012

      SAVANNAH: Mr. Lax is an expert pillow-fluffer if you’re looking for household help this weekend.

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  5. BlazngScarlet10:59 PM, August 24, 2012

    Guess he has no need for Otto!!!

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    1. The Mistress6:44 AM, August 25, 2012

      BLAZNG SCARLET: “Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?”

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  6. designing wally11:59 PM, August 24, 2012

    Well, I finally found my purple pantyhose so I could come back & comment.
    And this, is what I find?

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    1. The Mistress6:44 AM, August 25, 2012

      WALLY: Stuff the toes of your purple tights with potpourri and put them in your drawers.

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  7. Ms Scarlet3:29 AM, August 25, 2012

    Nobody is dragging my loose ends anywhere NOR will they be playing with my fixed end or my other ends, fixed or otherwise.
    I'll have you know that all my ends are screwed down.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress6:44 AM, August 25, 2012

      But you HAVE been burning the candle at both ends, Miss Scarlet.

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  8. mrpeenee3:42 AM, August 25, 2012

    I'm with Miss Scarlet; none of my ends are that loose, thank you.

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    1. The Mistress6:44 AM, August 25, 2012

      PEENEE: That’s not the word on the street.

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  9. Mitzi 4:06 AM, August 25, 2012

    I was planning a trip to Leeds today, but I've changed my mind, I'm staying at home to elongate my nipples. Thanks MJ.

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    1. The Mistress6:45 AM, August 25, 2012

      MITZI: Post photos asap!

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    2. Jon11:59 AM, August 25, 2012

      I think nipple-streching is better than a trip to the Merrion Centre anyday... Jx

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    3. The Mistress8:43 AM, August 26, 2012

      JON: Nipplestretcher instead of Poundstretcher?

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  10. FirstNations10:56 AM, August 25, 2012

    I bet the other tennants in this dismal firetrap just love seeing that when they're coming home in the evening from their dead-end, minimum wage jobs...'Oh gawd that titty guy's out in the hall again. Lets take the other stairs.'

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    1. The Mistress8:43 AM, August 26, 2012

      NATIONS: Damn those NYC shoebox-sized apartments!

      You can’t stretch your nipples in ‘em!

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  11. The Cool Cookie12:08 PM, August 25, 2012

    The bracelet just makes the picture.

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  12. kabuki zero4:39 PM, August 25, 2012

    a horrible little man in a horrible little hallway doing horrible little things. ack!

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    1. The Mistress8:43 AM, August 26, 2012

      kabuki: You’ve been particularly sensitive these past couple of days.

      kabuki is a delicate, hothouse flower.

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  13. Jon DeepBlue6:12 PM, August 25, 2012

    Disgusting...


    ...wallpaper!

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  14. Princess8:33 AM, August 26, 2012

    I think he's put the cart before the horse... again...

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  15. FirstNations1:01 PM, August 26, 2012

    HE'S GOT A TATTOO OF A GODDAMN DUCK ON HIS SHOULDER! Seriously! I am not kidding!! Clickie to biggie...that's a freaking duck! Tittie man has a duck tattoo!

    ....which I suppose, given the sad state of the man, isn't much of a 'stretch'...

    *runs*

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    1. Princess4:35 PM, August 26, 2012

      Hey Ms Nations... do you think he might be advertising with that bird on the shoulder tat that he's partial to a bit of a "goose" occasionally?

      I know that I am but I just don't advertise it so blatantly.

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    2. FirstNations9:05 PM, August 26, 2012

      Only if he wants 'goosing' with the idiot stick. My theory is that he wanted to be a pirate but he didn't like parrots and he was scared of privateers so he got a duck tattoed on his shoulder and joined the British Navy.

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  16. kabuki zero1:09 PM, August 26, 2012

    kabuki cannot tolerate any form of bungee cord abuse. those poor, stretchy cords were never meant for such a smutty existence. Oh to be securing a box of beignets to the back of a vespa

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    1. FirstNations9:11 PM, August 26, 2012

      ...so you aspire to be a French bungee cord? Oh....dear.

      *applies back of wrist tenderly to Kabuki's fevered brow*

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  17. Jon DeepBlue1:15 PM, August 26, 2012

    After a closer look, I think his little wee-wee could use some stretchin too!

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    1. Princess4:37 PM, August 26, 2012

      Oui Oui!....Attach the bungee to his Wee Wee

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  18. Princess4:30 PM, August 26, 2012

    Is he in the oubliette? It's just that I noticed that the door in the background is padded... or quilted... probably to help keep down the noise from the bungee cord abuse.

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  19. jason6:59 PM, August 26, 2012

    How ironic
    I knew a girl in middle school who had to wear a retainer too.

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  20. Riley9:02 PM, August 26, 2012

    I'm late to the party as usual ("Last!").

    But I have to say I'm learning a lot about human nature, and decorating don'ts, from this blog!

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  21. FirstNations9:09 PM, August 26, 2012

    ...and titties, and pirates. This is why 'Infomaniac' took the coveted 'Parent-Teacher Association' award three years running for 'Excellence in Tastelessness'!!

    It's an educational place.

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  22. The Mistress3:12 AM, August 27, 2012

    Really, we MUST move along now that it's Monday and now that you've all given your various bits and pieces a good stretching.

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