Did I win yet?
Lemeguess.....First Nations over watered her swarrow and it ended up eating the neighbor's cat & breaking down their fence....Now we bitches have to pitch-in to save her from THE MAN...???
*looks around furtively* HIDE ME DAMMIT.
Quick, get under the cactus. Act natural.
...how do you act natural under a cactus?? Closing my eyes and thinking of England didn't help.
I've seen some huge pricks in my time, but... Jx
Blimey, everything is bigger over the pond.Sx
That's not how I thought cockatoo loked like!
BITCHES: Unlike some of you retirees (Peenee and Mr. Lax, for example) or Bitches with too much time on their hands (Norma)...Mistress MJ is working a crazy schedule (not to mention preparing the Garden post) and hasn't had time to visit your blogs.Thank you for your continued patronage.*plugs in Vodka Fountain*
Hai Jon and Jon! Shall we meet by the vodka fountain?
I do hope that by now the gin fountain has been installed... Jx
A whimpering cactus? And seriously, this nonsense does not deserve the proud name "wall". I am happily looking forward a picture of MsScarlet's famous bush and Norma's garden gnomes. Around here is so much nature and greenery that I choose to ignore it, so no pictures from the Franconian farm. I'll join the queue at the Vodka fountain later this evening, thank you ...
i could've sworn you said you'd neveruse your "green" vibrator in any posts?
and after seeing the pricklers on that sucker is it any wonder Mj get cranky from time to time?
If only I had sowed some nasturtium seeds when you first announced this competition, they'd be fully in bloom now.
You could have successfully sown and harvested some runner beans in that time. Jx
...grown a goddamn grove of fuckin' redwoods, try.
FINE I'M GROUCHY. Spend the night underneath a 500lb cactus acting natural and you'd be grouchy too.
Grouchy, Nations? Did you too use the said green vibrator that Norma speaks of?
What are they feeding that cactus, VIRGINS? Kabuki lives in a trailer park - ain't no virgins around. (possibly a very quick road runner) what to do, what to do? sob
Oh God have I missed you!!!! I guess this means we will be seeing your bush?
Regardless of her busy schedule, Mistress MJ has thoughtfully prepared a Wenis Wednesday for you Bitches.Because I care.See new post.
Oh how you spoil us. Kabuki is not worthy