The idea for this little game came about quite by accident and is proof that Mistress MJ should not attempt to blog before her morning coffee.
Mistress MJ attempted to type in her blog URL but a slip of her finger resulted in a spelling error, leading her to accidentally land on THIS blog.
Now let’s look at this woman's Profile page.
Apparently, this blogger enjoys “praising God and shopping” so in that way she is not so different from Mistress MJ who has been known to raise her hands in heavenly praise when she finds a good shoe sale.
See where it says “Contact me” on the left hand side of this woman's Profile page? Look underneath that where it says “My Web Page.” Click on “My Web Page” and you end up here on Infomaniac!!! Obviously SHE has not had HER morning coffee EITHER!
Anyway, on to the game now, as promised.
Try misspelling your blog URL. Simply rearrange a couple of the letters and see what comes up. Let us know the results in the comment box.
First and stuff.
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally (or is it?) Mistress MJ is reading YOUR blog as you left this comment.
DeleteHuzzah Kabooks!
DeleteWe are especially impressed by kabuki's "first" as it was only 6 a.m. kabuki-time when he commented.
DeleteThere are no blogs with similar urls. There is only kabuki zero - and it shall remain so. The universe demands singularity. Faint shadows of similarity are banished to alternate universes where everything smell like cat farts.
ReplyDeleteAll praise kabuki zero: Gigastar.
DeleteI loathe those gothic letters!
ReplyDeleteDEUXIÈME et la bastringue!
I tried "thesmellingangel" and "theswollen angel" but it doesn't work. I'm unique too, like the ballerina!
Delete"thesmilingANAL" doesn't work either.
DeleteGREEN GOTHIC???? As the Mistress often says herself: What fresh hell is this?????
ReplyDeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: It’s a calligrapher’s nightmare, to be sure.
DeleteI'm getting nothing over here, crickets...
ReplyDeleteYou are obviously exceptional!
WALLY: If you omit the “a” at the beginning of your URL, you get a blogger named Lizzie P.
Deleteprobably the only tyo that I didn't try, Thanks
DeleteI have translated said web page:
ReplyDeleteOn the first day i was kid of nervous but the next day i was not after seeing my friends.I met new people with new characters e.g laughing Latifat,babish Jemima,mummy Ify,boyish Temi,funny Semirat,gentle Anu and so many characters that will take time if i mention them.Life at the camp was quite fun and exciting there was fighting and misunderstanding still we sorted out our differences so we can live as one. At first i didn't want to mingle with everybody but i changed my mind and said to my self they aren't so bad after all ones you get to meet them and that was right they were nice especially Amatulla with her Hausa accent she so friendly and sweet i will really miss her not to talk about then irreplaceable Semirat i cant forget her.
I really enjoyed the camp i learnt about Microsoft word, Microsoft powerpoint, Google, opening a Gmail account, Public speaking and so on.They were all really fun and educative and it will really help me in my daily activities to be better in all i do and to be able to stand out among my peers.
The part i like best is the part about etiquette because its the way you talk, act, behave, its everything.
I don't like that there isn't enough time to boil water enough to bath because for a girl like me i cant stand cold.
The camp has made me want to explore the science but not change my future career i will make technology my soul and heart and make sure technology doesn't leave me behind. i will use technology in my every day life and teach those who don't and even invite them to come for this camp because it is GREAT
Now I am going to take a Midol, because, in the words of said blogger "Ize haven me a achey haid from readin' what da beotch done saying about technologi and luv' the lest fortunate."
COOKIE: "am cool"
DeleteWord.
DeleteLike Kabuki, there are no blogs like Doing Hard Time in Shaker Heights. There is only Cookie.
ReplyDeleteI did find this, however, by searching Cookie+Kabuki:
http://www.hokulanibakeshop.com/vmchk/Cookies/Kabuki-Faces-Custom-Cookie-Favors/Detailed-product-flyer.html Kabuki Cookies.
Now I want them.
COOKIE: Let’s order kabuki cookies!
DeleteThe link didn’t work but I Googled it and found it so everybody, click here for kabuki cookies.
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ReplyDeletei'm going to remain silent lest i be accused of racial profiling.
ReplyDeleteyou did notice that she did everything on the same day- sign up, start a blog and post, never to return.
NORMA: I Googled a few of the blogs she follows and it looks like creating the blog may have been a class assignment, never to be taken up again.
DeleteUnlike y'alls, I am only one character away from the bizarre, which come to think of it describes my whole life. I ran the post there through Google Translate whereupon a delicious frosting of almost Pythonesque WTF was spread o'er all . I am absolutely delighted to be neighbors with http://hplovecraft.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteBut does he know anything about LOVAGE?
DeleteHow about Googling LOVEAGEcraft?
I mistyped Kabuki-san's URL and got this.
ReplyDeleteMr. LAX: Is it Todd Rundgren WEEK here on Infomaniac?
DeleteSee you in Cannes Dhaaarling...
ReplyDeletePRINNY, dear, what ARE you going on about?
DeletePrincess Cruises? How uncanny!
DeleteI came up with palais de Stephanie in cannes... you know... the classy hotel... but obviously posting the link didn't work....
DeleteI've just retrieved your comment above from the Spam folder, Prinny.
DeleteBlogger got confused when a comment mentioning class (here on Infomaniac) was posted.
i too found nothing close to mittendrinnen, but i did find these:
ReplyDeletethis one
this one
and this one.
NORMA: That last one is written by a cattle herder in Hertfordshire who seems to know a lot about courgettes and tatting.
Deleteit was the "blow me" part that i didn't get.
DeleteNORMA: It's probably some British code we Colonials aren't meant to understand.
DeleteTit for tat?
I had totally forgotten why I ended up with expatriato.blogspot.com for the Café Muscato's home address, until just now when I tried out expatriate instead of expatriato - it's a rather dismal couple of sad days in 2002 in the life of someone called vegas. Most dispiriting, just as it was when I first saw it four years ago.
ReplyDeleteI was disappointed, too, to discover that there's no Blogspot sexpatriato yet. Maybe I'll make that my dirty blog...
MUSCATO: We eagerly await “Sexpatriato.”
DeleteWill there be nude shots of a certain Mr. Patel?
Apparently "Delargo" without "Dolores" leads to something called the DeLargo Korova MilkBar. I no speaka-de-lingo, but he/she seems to be quite esoteric - Hermann Hesse, Aldous Huxley and Thomas Mann in Spanish, anyone? Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: A Spaniard who likes J.R.R. Tolkien.
DeleteI can’t help but think he’s friendly with Ms. Nations’ blogger.
no cookies for LX
ReplyDeletekabuki can be cruel.
DeleteI tried looking for other Kapitano's on the net a decade ago...and found that I was a very handsome black german shepherd.
ReplyDeleteNo, a dog. And a champion breeder too.
Today though, I'm:
Someone who believes marketing scams
Someone with a pencil and sketchpad
A Swedish rock band (also on youtube
Someone who likes aeroplanes...and girls.
A reggae singer moonlighting as hotel cleaner
When I last looked I was also a rock band, a night club in Singapore or Thailand, and an author of lesbian porn.
ReplyDeleteI get around.
Sx
KAPITANO & MISS SCARLET: Why don’t the pair of you take your rock band on the road?
ReplyDeleteOh, and Kapi? You’re definitely best in show.
Only mad people choose to write in green.
ReplyDeleteMad people write in green?
DeleteThat’s right, MITZI!
I, too, am unique, no matte how misspelled I screwed up mrpeenee. It turns out, however, mypeenee.com is for sale.The website url, I mean.
ReplyDeleteWhat’s that you say, Mr. Peewee?
Deletehmmmmmmmmmmmm, thats funny. Betty Ford Clinic came up.
ReplyDeleteBitch!!!
DeleteMaddie, without the “Mistress” has nothing to say.
DeleteWALLY: Calm yourself.
DeleteAre you off your meds again?