Saturday, July 31, 2010

Fag Hag Heaven

Pride weekend, bitches!

Mr. Nude Infomaniac has kindly loaned Mistress MJ his rainbow slippers…


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Unfortunately, they’re so big I’ll need to use mattresses as insoles.

Mistress MJ will enjoy cocktails, costume changes and queer camaraderie with her houseboys in tow.

But it’s not all fun fun fun, oh no.

Mistress MJ has been assigned a duty…

Official Sun Tan Lotion Applicator!



Well, somebody’s gotta do it.

See you between tanning sessions.

Friday, July 30, 2010

In The Summer, When It Sizzles



Hot enough for ya?

Filthy Friday

Mistress MJ was shocked to discover that we haven't posted a Filthy Friday since May!

So let's make up for lost time, shall we?


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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Hiatus Halted

Infomaniac is back!


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Well, we never really went away, did we?

What with all the interruptions regarding the comments conundrum… not to mention our posting madly away over at The Hair Hall of Fame.

So we officially declare the summer hiatus over.

However, there are going to be some changes around here.

Mistress MJ’s schedule for the rest of the year may be hectic at times and unpredictable.



Therefore, do not expect daily postings like in the good old days. You’ll get them when Mistress MJ is good and ready and you’ll be glad of it.

Ditto for Filthy Fridays. Not every Friday will be a filthy one so get used to it.

In other words, you will take whatever Mistress MJ gives you and accept it with a smile.

Welcome back, bitches!

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Sunday’s Sin

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.



I have been neglecting my blog and posting on The Hair Hall of Fame instead.

That’s right. The Hair Hall of Fame is the other woman.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

I Heart Infomaniac Bitches

My comments are back! My comments are back!

Get down on your knees and thank this man…



Eroswings launched a tireless crusade on a Blogger help forum to have my missing comments AND Leni Qinan’s missing comments restored.

And with the help of many of you Infomaniac Bitches, his efforts were a huge success.

The Google/Blogger support team, especially Nitecruzr, Gatsby, and DarkUFO, also deserve a big round of applause for looking into the problem and coming up with a solution.

I’d like to thank Eroswings who campaigned hard for the past month on our behalf. The time and effort Eros put into this campaign is astounding and I am deeply indebted to him.

Thanks to ALL the Infomaniac Bitches who supported Eroswings’ campaign during this topsy turvy period.

I could list all of you individually but I’m on summer hiatus, dammit, and besides, I thanked a number of you previously here when my missing blog was restored.

But let it be said loud and clear…

I HEART INFOMANIAC BITCHES!

Note what Ayem8y said, “MJ's comments are starting to grow back all over the place. It's a genuine miracle. Next thing you know her image of the stripey tights will begin to appear in breakfast toast across the land.”

Mistress MJ once again resumes her summer hiatus.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Summer Hiatus Returns

Mistress MJ now resumes her summer hiatus.



If you’re lacking for something to do, visit some of the fine bitches listed on our blogroll.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Put Your Vuvuzelas DOWN!

The World Cup is over.

Much to your relief, Mistress MJ will not be discussing it for another four years.



So you can pack up your vuvuzelas and flip flops and go home.

But first, go over and visit our token Spanish Infomaniac Bitch, Leni Qinan, and wish her congratulations on Spain’s big win.

This just in from Leni…

“You would enjoy the street party here: there’s music, dancing and Spanish wine for everybody. And when the wine is over, I suppose everybody will start jumping nekid into the fountains! :)”

¡Felicitaciones, Leni!

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Ball Watching

Mistress MJ will be preoccupied on Sunday with her eye on the ball(s).



Enjoy the World Cup, fellow footie bitches!

The rest of you can tell us how you plan to spend your Sunday.

Friday, July 09, 2010

Queer of the Year Contest

The search is on for the Queer of the Year!



The Queer of the Year Contest is open to people from all over the world and here’s what’s up for grabs …

- 5 free trips to Montreal
- Spa package, fancy restaurant dinner, and $3000 shopping spree for the winner
- The title of “Queer of the Year”

Deadline: July 15, 2010.

Be sure to let us know if you enter.

Have any of you bitches ever been to Montreal? Mistress MJ highly recommends you visit Canada’s most fab city.

We’re convinced an Infomaniac Bitch will snatch the crown!



Note: Thanks to Montréal Ambassador, Daniel Baylis, for emailing Mistress MJ with the details.

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Say No To Flip Flops

Mistress MJ has been temporarily driven out of her summer hiatus by news that some of you are wearing flip flops.



Are you not aware how slovenly they look?

Why not just wear a sign proclaiming to the world that you have given up?

Besides, Mistress MJ cannot stand the “flip flop” noise they make as you shuffle along.

Is it not enough that I have to contend with the din of lawnmowers and weed whackers all summer long?

Must I listen to your flippity-floppity flip flop feet as well?

Summer Fashion

Just because Mistress MJ is on hiatus doesn’t mean she isn’t keeping her eye on your fashion faux-pas.

She does NOT want to catch any of you dressed like this…



And she shouldn’t have to remind you about unfashionable footwear.

No socks with sandals and no Crocs.

Mistress MJ has spoken.

You may go forth and enjoy your summer now.

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Public Service Announcement #5

A reminder that Mistress MJ is on summer hiatus but I can’t go without reminding you about water safety.



Remember when you’re swimming to “buddy up!”

Always swim with a partner.

Be water smart and stay safe this summer.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.