Monday, September 14, 2009

Crisco Party

Mistress MJ is away again today and must find something to keep you amused.

Last week we went to considerable time and expense to bring you an entertaining release party.

However, it’s painfully obvious through what expired on that occasion, that all you lot need for a good time is a steady stream of booze and a tub of Crisco.



And so, as Mistress MJ walks out the door, we make the following declaration…

It’s Crisco Day on Infomaniac!

Enjoy yourselves, you filthy bitches.

And there had better not be a mess to clean up when we get back.

29 comments:

  1. Hooray for Crisco!

    and for being first.

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  2. where do you keep going, MJ? everyday, more excuses...it's beginning to become clear.... I think you're cheating on us all with ..... ANOTHER BLOG?

    say it ain't true.

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  3. Oh hai Miss Boxer

    *runs away from the evil crisco*

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  4. *Mr Nude Infomaniac 2009* runs around giddily in circles with crisco in one hand and a bottle of poppers in his gloved other hand*

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  5. [slips on big glob of Crisco® and falls]

    Is there a personal injury lawyer here?


    Oh Hai Boxer & Pete!

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  6. Sorry - I don't get it.
    Is it lard?
    Should I be worrying about my weight?

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  7. I've never seen such a thing. We don't have that over 'ere.

    Apart from smearing it on Damien, Ginro and Cyberpete, what are we supposed to do with it?

    Is it for baking or frying?

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  8. I,m still getting over the Vagina Tandorri from your last post .........

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  9. Crisco? As you know, I prefer Boy Butter™. Crisco is almost as bad as I Can't Believe It's Not Boy Butter!

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  10. What a filthy lot , I am sure it makes a lovely puff pastry
    ***Beast arranges french fancies on a doiley***

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  11. Is it like squirty cream?
    *Squirts cream on Mr Beastie's fancy and departs on roller skates*
    Sx

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  12. While Mistress MJ is away, the bitches will play!!

    Hai XL, how did you get Crisco in there?!

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  13. *shares bottle of wine with Roses*

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  14. **decides crisco is a cheap face cream**

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  15. **decides crisco is a cheap face cream**

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  16. @ Random Chick: My lawyer has asked me not to discuss the particulars of the case.

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  17. *touches her glass to Pete's*

    Thanks hun.

    *offers him a bowlfull of olives*

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  18. Crisco is shortening, and it can be used in baking and frying! They're great for making delicious biscuits!

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  19. BITCHES: *surprised to see how well-behaved you’ve all been in Mistress MJ’s absence!*

    Either you’re all partied out from the release party or you have the Monday blahs.

    Apparently only Mr. Nude Infomaniac has any spunk in him.

    Oh dear, where are my manners? We have a newcomer…

    NORMADESMOND: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Of course, we’re already acquainted through my twin muses: Thombeau at Fabulon and TJB at Stirred, Straight Up, With a Twist.

    I’ve secretly been visiting your new blog, by the way.

    Oh, and it’s customary for newcomers to be offered a slice of cake.

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  20. i'll pass...because i'm not watching my waste.

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  21. NORMADESMOND: i'll pass...because i'm not watching my waste.

    As an alternative, we offer up our national dish: poutine: the holy trinity of fries, gravy and cheese curds.

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  22. I brought my rubber sheets...where can I hang my sling?

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  23. AYEM8Y: I brought my rubber sheets...where can I hang my sling?

    And by sling do you mean your butt bra?

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  24. mj.....sadly, i'm unable to manipulate my font (and no, i'm not speaking of THAT font) so i don't know if you caught the subtlety of my comment (i would have italicized the word waste)...not watching my waste.....versus waist.

    BUT, you have enlightened me regarding poutine. never, ever have i heard of such a thing. and that word sounds so, so....

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  25. NORMADESMOND: mj.....sadly, i'm unable to manipulate my font (and no, i'm not speaking of THAT font) so i don't know if you caught the subtlety of my comment (i would have italicized the word waste)...not watching my waste.....versus waist.
    BUT, you have enlightened me regarding poutine. never, ever have i heard of such a thing. and that word sounds so, so....


    We caught and appreciated your subtlety but we didn't properly acknowledge it as we have been running around this week with our head cut off.

    With both the cake and the poutine, we attempted to find some hazing initiation ritual for you now that you're an Official Infomaniac bitch.

    *goes back to drawing board and places thinking cap (a tiara, naturally) back on head*

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  26. You can't buy Crisco here for love nor money. I've looked in all the major supermarkets, I might try Waitrose I think they have a fisting section.

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  27. MITZI: You can't buy Crisco here for love nor money. I've looked in all the major supermarkets, I might try Waitrose I think they have a fisting section.

    I’ll have a word with the British Lard Marketing Board.

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