Saturday, July 18, 2009

The Town Tramp



We know this is the life story of at least one of you!
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25 comments:

  1. LẌ10:54 PM, July 17, 2009

    1st!

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  2. LẌ10:55 PM, July 17, 2009

    Well, I'm thinking of getting a tramp stamp.

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  3. ayeM8y11:06 PM, July 17, 2009

    At first glance it looks remarkably like my True Life Sexy Starlet Story but then the disclaimer, ...But I’ll change for the right man, takes away from the similarities. Once a tramp always a tramp...A Truck Stop Tramp...

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  4. Anonymous11:39 PM, July 17, 2009

    She needs a boob job.

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  5. jason11:53 PM, July 17, 2009

    I'm a good girl, I am!

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  6. BEAST2:18 AM, July 18, 2009

    The stuffing seems to hav burst out of her bra!

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  7. Anonymous4:05 AM, July 18, 2009

    "Leslie Winters" ... but what about "Gegorie Summers"?

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  8. EMikeGarcia4:28 AM, July 18, 2009

    Her boobs are fine!

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  9. Roses4:33 AM, July 18, 2009

    I'll have you know, I was born and remain, sweet and innocent. I'm looking for a man (or several) to corrupt me.

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  10. Ms Scarlet4:38 AM, July 18, 2009

    My lips are sealed... but I'll cange for the right man...
    Sx

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  11. CyberPete5:55 AM, July 18, 2009

    As will I Miss Scarlet

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  12. The Mistress9:02 AM, July 18, 2009

    XL: Well, I'm thinking of getting a tramp stamp.

    I hope it’s not the Plumber’s Tramp Stamp.

    AYEM8Y: At first glance it looks remarkably like my True Life Sexy Starlet Story but then the disclaimer, ...But I’ll change for the right man, takes away from the similarities. Once a tramp always a tramp...A Truck Stop Tramp...

    You were a total tramp in Truckstop Daddy.

    RANDOM: She needs a boob job.

    She’ll have to work hard to pay for it!

    JASON: I'm a good girl, I am!

    Is that what your daddy likes you to say?

    EDDIE: I wish to register a complaint...

    If you wish to complain about your blog link, I’ve put you temporarily back on my Blogroll, provided you come up with some content before another NINE MONTHS passes.

    I thought you skipped town when you found out I was carrying your bastard…The Spawn of Eddie Waring.

    I have been trysting with Old Knudsen since I figured you weren’t ever coming back.

    BEAST: The stuffing seems to hav burst out of her bra!

    You know a lot about stuffing, don’t you Beast?

    How much fruit did you fit up your backside TODAY?

    MAGO: "Leslie Winters" ... but what about "Gegorie Summers"?

    They’re both headed for a Fall.

    MIKEY: Her boobs are fine!

    Words I never thought I’d hear coming from you.

    ROSES: I'll have you know, I was born and remain, sweet and innocent. I'm looking for a man (or several) to corrupt me.

    We may have to profile you on Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.

    SCARLET & CYBERPOOF: What is this “cange” you speak of?

    Is it an obscene act of some sort?

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  13. CyberPete10:18 AM, July 18, 2009

    did you try using urban dictionary on it?

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  14. CyberPete10:19 AM, July 18, 2009

    or, it does sound sort of French.

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  15. Ms Scarlet11:04 AM, July 18, 2009

    Sorry... I was eating... I did mean 'change'...!
    Sx

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  16. CyberPete11:12 AM, July 18, 2009

    Oh, then I'm not with Miss Scarlet.

    I liked the French option.

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  17. The Mistress11:20 AM, July 18, 2009

    CYBERPOOF & SCARLET: Are the pair of you working as a team today?

    Miss Scarlet, it does not surprise me that you had your mouth full.

    Ahem.

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  18. Ms Scarlet11:32 AM, July 18, 2009

    Okay, I have consulted the Urban Dictionary... and perhaps I would change for a man with a steel girder for a penis.
    Sx

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  19. The Mistress12:06 PM, July 18, 2009

    SCARLET: Okay, I have consulted the Urban Dictionary... and perhaps I would change for a man with a steel girder for a penis.

    Try a concrete vibrator in the meantime.

    Delivers more torque with less amps than other motors on the market!

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  20. Eddie Waring1:04 PM, July 18, 2009

    I might, I might not and if you are trysting with Knudsen you will take my advise and buy extra bleach, rubber gloves and some ambien. As for the baby, I am a generous father, I will send you some coupons on Sunday when I get the paper.

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  21. eroswings4:06 PM, July 18, 2009

    Lady, the right man will still prefer the tramp!

    I've been mistaken for a whore before, but never a tramp. At least that means people think I'm in a profession. Some have guessed trade, but really, I'm in the service industry.

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  22. Old Knudsen4:51 PM, July 18, 2009

    trysting indeed.

    I was a tramp, I'd sit and drink in the park and ask people for 20p mister! then I changed for the right man, Jesus H Christ OMG, MSL, OML I really wan a bee with him, I really wan drink with him but it might be a long time.

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  23. CyberPete5:09 PM, July 18, 2009

    I suppose we aren't afterall.

    That's some earth shattering vibrator you've found there.

    I'll skip that one.

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  24. Anonymous7:07 PM, July 18, 2009

    How long is her tongue?

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  25. The Mistress10:01 PM, July 18, 2009

    EDDIE: I might, I might not and if you are trysting with Knudsen you will take my advise and buy extra bleach, rubber gloves and some ambien. As for the baby, I am a generous father, I will send you some coupons on Sunday when I get the paper.

    That bastard spawn of yours I mentioned?

    Kidding!

    I was just trying to get child support payments out of you.

    Feel free to forward those coupons anyway.

    EROS: Lady, the right man will still prefer the tramp!
    I've been mistaken for a whore before, but never a tramp. At least that means people think I'm in a profession. Some have guessed trade, but really, I'm in the service industry.

    Is there a guild for people like you?

    KNUDSEN: trysting indeed.
    I was a tramp, I'd sit and drink in the park and ask people for 20p mister! then I changed for the right man, Jesus H Christ OMG, MSL, OML I really wan a bee with him, I really wan drink with him but it might be a long time.

    It’s time for you to take the vow of chastity and don a habit.

    Uh oh. I mentioned the word Don.

    CYBERPOOF: I suppose we aren't afterall.
    That's some earth shattering vibrator you've found there.
    I'll skip that one.

    It makes the earth move.

    That much you can say for it.

    MUTLEY: How long is her tongue?

    Have you ever seen an anteater’s tongue?

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