Following yesterday’s Disco Party, comments from Mistress MJ may be few and far between today.
Would someone please see to the tidying up?
There’s a rather suspicious stain where Eddie Waring and Old Knudsen were acting out their role as a pantomime horse.
And Mr. Frobisher’s lace panties and Beast’s Lurex purple posing pouch are hanging from the chandelier ...
Does anyone have a pair of tongs attached to a ten-foot pole?
See you when I see you, bitches.
Can I come out now?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to dedicate "first" to the lovely Savannah.
ReplyDeleteGiven the to abuse the chandelier, I've taken the liberty of having the Infomaniac Electrician install a replacement.
ReplyDeleteNice work XL, really a good one.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to go to work today.
ReplyDeleteNooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I'll send my houseboys over
ReplyDeletei had to look twice...thought the thongs were mine...but alas i lost purple lace ones...
ReplyDeleteMatching wine and lipstick.
ReplyDeleteNow that is classy MJ.
Dyson Flexi-crevice tool... or extendible wand handle?
ReplyDeleteSx
I woke with clothes on, which is a first...even though they're not my clothes.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'll swap the purple leather trousers and a red strappy vest for a gold lame cat suit.
C'mon fess up, who's got it?
i think i missed the party, sugar! ;~D xoxoxo
ReplyDelete@boxer...sugarpie, y'all are too kind! this has to be a first for sure! thank you for the shout out/dedication! xoxoxo
(Hey, Mr. xl!!!!)
BITCHES: Am I the only one who finds it suspicious that we haven’t heard yet from Eddie Waring (arse end of pantomime horse), Old Knudsen (front end of pantomime horse), Mr. Frobisher (lace panties hanging from chandelier) or Beast (Lurex purple posing pouch on chandelier)?
ReplyDelete*saunters back to recline artfully on chaise with cold compress*
p.s. Thank you, XL, more the marvelous new chandelier. Now fluff my pillows, would you?
Er, that should be "FOR the marvelous new chandelier" ...
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ needs a lie down.
[whispers]
ReplyDeleteThat's quite alright. I am used to the slurred speech following these events.
I will give the pillows an extra special fluffing this morning.
two lovelier photos have never been seen...
ReplyDeleteI can send our pool boy to help withdraw undergarments and freshen up the place.
* phases in *
ReplyDelete* gasps in horror at carnage *
* phases out quickly before getting tangled up in the panties & thong *
At least I can explain the thong and the nasty stain . I was using the thong , slinshot stylee to deliver much needed sustenance(A summer fruits meringue with whipped cream and goosberry coolis) to a flagging Knudsen.Sadly I let go at the apex of my swing....which resulted in the comestibles falling short and the undies flying high. As to Frobishers scanties , one suspects the usual an overindulgence of gin and youthful excess
ReplyDeleteThe underwear brings a much needed interest and color to the outdated lighting fixtures. It's bordello chic!
ReplyDeleteOh dear! I missed another good party. I was busy trimming my bush. It looks much neater now. Perhaps I can bring it to your next party?
ReplyDeleteWell eddie took the brunt of a blast what a time to start taking fiber tablets he now looks like Simon Weston
ReplyDeleteRoses: That would be me, but I'm not giving it back.
ReplyDeleteThis is spiffy!
*pulls on rubber gloves, with intent*
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Thanks to all those who stopped by today.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ managed to raise her head from her lightly fluffed pillows (thanks again, XL) long enough to read your comments and titter in appreciation.
Oh, what have we here?
A newcomer?
JENNY MAC: Welcome to Infomaniac!
two lovelier photos have never been seen...
I can send our pool boy to help withdraw undergarments and freshen up the place.
We’ll see to it that our Houseboys make him feel at home.
BITCHES: And now we are off to compose a special edition of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service!