Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Books and Booze

The Mistress will try to pull herself together in the days to come to discuss the books of July/August in The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge.



In the meantime, help yourself to a book and booze pairing. Bram Stoker's Dracula and a Bloody Mary, for example? It's a book you can really sink your teeth into.

Any other book/booze pairing suggestions?

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Open Mic Week

It's open mic week, here at Infomaniac.


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For the rest of the week, you Bitches may feel free to jump in with your rants and/or raves on any topic.

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Product Placement

You've all seen product placement in movies and on TV. Here, for example, we see cans of Coca-Cola in the television series Mad Men...


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The Mistress was too distracted by the dapper Don Draper to have noticed it, at first.

But did you know that we here at Infomaniac use product placement too? Check out these examples:

Coca-Cola...


Red Dog beer...

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Bud Light beer...

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Nescafé coffee...


7-Up ...

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

HouseBoy Uniforms

We here at Infomaniac are pleased to present the Fall/Winter 2016 houseboy uniform collection...








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Monday, August 15, 2016

Sears Pimpwear






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Brought to you by the Sears Fall-Winter Catalog, 1974.

Can you dig it?

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Cake for Miss Scarlet

Rather than wallowing in self-pity, I've decided to respond belatedly to Herr Mago's meme, CAKE FOR SCARLET...


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Help yourselves to a slice, Bitches.

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Before It's Too Late

Have you been out of touch with friends and relatives because you're too busy or life just got in the way? Contact them NOW before it's too late.



The Mistress lost two old friends recently; both middle-aged people who still had a lot to live and a lot to give. Unfortunately, I hadn't been in touch with either of them for over a year because I was too caught up in work and other activities. And basically, I was just too tired at the end of the day to do all the things I wanted to do.

One of my friends took his own life after a losing battle with depression. So if you have a loved one who suffers from depression, please strongly encourage them to get the help they need by contacting a doctor or mental health counselor.

I'm very busy during the next two weeks with work and house guests. But I'm also making an effort to contact old friends with whom I've lost touch. I encourage you Bitches to do the same. Before it's too late.

Note: A more upbeat post to come as soon as possible.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

The Infomaniac Yoga Centre

Welcome to the Infomaniac Yoga Centre.


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Strike a pose, Bitches!

Sunday, July 10, 2016

The Infomaniac Hypnosis Clinic - Now Hiring

Some of our employees are not giving it their all...


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If you're willing to work your socks off, apply now for a position at the Infomaniac Hypnosis Clinic.

Goin' to the Chapel

Recently, during LX's two-week river cruise from Amsterdam to Budapest, he and Herr Mago stopped in Würzburg to light candles in Unsere Liebe Frau von der Streifen Unterhosen Chapel also known as Our Lady of the Stripey Pantyhose...



Won't you join us in prayer?

Friday, July 08, 2016

Weekend Wear


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What do you wear on the weekends, Bitches?

Wednesday, July 06, 2016

Beach Books

While you're enjoying the BOYS OF SUMMER...



... try to enjoy the BOOKS OF SUMMER too.


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Join us again around the first week of September to discuss the books you've read in July and August.

Sunday, July 03, 2016

The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge: Your May-June Choices

It's time for you Bitches to have your say.


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Tell us what you've been reading during the months of May and June for The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge.

Saturday, July 02, 2016

The Mistress's Reading List: May-June

The Mistress read six books during the months of May and June.


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On SUNDAY, you Bitches will have your turn to tell us what you've been reading during the months of MAY AND JUNE for The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge.

TODAY, we look at the Mistress's list of books for May and June. Due to laziness, I haven't written blurbs so if a book catches your eye, click on the title for a description.

NON-FICTION

The Rainbow Comes and Goes by Anderson Cooper and Gloria Vanderbilt (published 2016)...



Your Song Changed My Life by Bob Boilen (published 2016)...



The Name Therapist by Duana Taha (published 2016)...




FICTION

The Summer Before the War by Helen Simonson (published 2016)...



The Curious Charms of Arthur Pepper by Phaedra Patrick (published 2016)...




The Age of Innocence by Edith Wharton (originally published in 1920 )...

Friday, July 01, 2016

July 1st Birthday Girls

Bitches, raise your glasses to the two birthday girls: MISS NORMADESMOND...


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... and CANADA!...

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Blowout Sale at the Infomaniac Hypnosis Clinic!

SAVE UP TO 25% RIGHT NOW!!!!


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WE pass the savings onto YOU.

TESTIMONIALS:

"Wow...I've already lost 12 pounds & quit smoking!" -- Miss Normadesmond.

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Flip Flops Fail

In addition to the good news that Crocs are bad for your health, comes The Truly Terrifying Case of Wearing Flip-Flops in the City.



"Flip-flops are for short walks or to wear by the pool; they’re not meant to be worn all day,” says Dr. Joshua Zeichner, MD, the director of cosmetic and clinical research at Mount Sinai Hospital in NYC.

"Exposing the skin to dirt and microbes can lead to infections ranging from athlete’s foot to cellulitis and soft tissue infections."

“The actual flipping of the flop, says podiatrist Dr. Gary Evans, can lead to a severe heel callus, which in turn leads to cracks in the skin, which amounts to a cordial invitation for fungi to make their way into the foot and cause infection.

Physical injury is another major possibility. Flip-flops don’t offer any arch support or cushioning and shock absorption for the feet and legs. Without the support, your foot and toe muscles work extra hard to propel you through the gait cycle. That muscle overuse can yield everything from tendonitis and leg aches and pains to plantar fasciitis, Achilles tendon pain, and even long-term shin splints.

Other reasons not to wear flip-flops include:

Becoming more susceptible to bug bites, cancer-causing sun overexposure, and hammertoes. Google "hammertoes" and you'll see what I mean.

The Mistress will not rest until all Crocs and flip-flops have been swept from view.

Thursday, June 09, 2016

The Infomaniac Hypnosis Clinic

Have you Bitches ever been hypnotized?


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Now accepting clients at The Infomaniac Hypnosis Clinic.

(Not associated with the Hypnosis for Power hypnosis clinic.)

Wednesday, June 08, 2016

Big Hole



The Mistress is fine and did not fall into the massive, gaping hole.

Saturday, June 04, 2016

Lust for Lederhosen

According to Herbert Lipah, owner of the Royal Bavarian Lederhosen-Madness shop,"Once you try lederhosen on, your life will never be the same again."




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Note: That is NOT Herbert Lipah, pictured above. We suspect it could be Herr Mago.

Lipah adds, "You don't need to clean lederhosen, or at least no more than once every two or three years."

We here at Infomaniac wonder if after several wearings your lederhosen would get a bit "whiffy" but each to his own. I suppose you could always Febreze liberally.

Have any of you Bitches tried on a pair of lederhosen? Did it change your life?