Friday, July 01, 2016

July 1st Birthday Girls

Bitches, raise your glasses to the two birthday girls: MISS NORMADESMOND...


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... and CANADA!...

15 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday Norma!

    Mistress, Happy Canada Day!

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  2. hey, how 'bout you take that cake & hold it under that swinging cock? i'd have no trouble blowing that frosted candle out.

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    1. Would you lick the frost candle after you blew it out?

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    2. jeffrey: does it really matter whether i lick first or blow last?

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    3. maddie: i've got pulmones to spare.

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  3. Here's to another big year for you both.

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  4. Happy Birthday and Happy Day!!
    Sxx

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  5. Happy Purzeltag Norma !

    Happy Birthd'eh Canada ! Who or what is the impersonation of Canada ? John Bull, Marianne, the Russian bear, Uncle Sam etcetc. - Canada la belle ? Jack Lumber ?

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    1. Is LX asleep? I fully expected him to jump in to say Celine Dion.

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    2. Perhaps the cats keep him busy (and tired) right now.

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    3. And if you are interested in national allegories in general, French and others in special, there's a conference for this !

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  6. Happy Birthday Norma!!! I now see what you meant about Olivia not being the only one turning 100!!! Now blow dear......i got your candle right here..........

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  7. Happy Birthday, Canada!

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    You're the best friend America could ever ask for: Polite, Supportive, Trustworthy, Loyal, & you're not afraid to smack some sense in us when we get a bit uppity (as evidenced by the War of 1812). Also, you bring the best food to the party--bacon, maple syrup, & poutine. And while your taste in music is questionable at times, you are the funniest & most entertaining one in the bunch! Cheers for many more years of good food, good company, & good times.

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    Happy Birthday, Norma!

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    Long may you live, so we may revel in your good health, good humor, & good graces.

    Cheers & Best wishes for many more years of good laughter, good cheer, & good fun!

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