I've got spammers routing through France trying to increase their rankings on google by linking to my blog. To keep these mofos from proliferating, I'm shutting down for a few days. I may open my blog again by the weekend or next Monday. It's what I've got to do to keep these annoying bots away.
Here's to hoping those spamming mofos are struck by food poisoning! And may they fall into some poison oak & poison ivy!
I'm back! And, no, thanks, but I won't need the mic to make my brief announcement. But I'm done with laundry & have an extra pair of clean briefs for the boom operator doing a valiant job of holding up the mic for this long. Thank you.
Hello? Hello? Is thing on? Well, I would just like to ask if you've heard the good news about our lord and savior, whatshisname.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: Yes, I’ve heard the news.
DeleteTake my ex-wife ... please! [rim shot]
ReplyDeleteI'm here all week folks!
LX: *ba-dum-tshh!*
DeleteI'm not getting the sound.Could you tap it with your finger?
ReplyDeleteDINAHMOW: I’m quite sure that Mr. Peenee’s already tapped it.
DeleteIs this what they call a "Mike Droop"?
ReplyDeletei have much to say & want all to hear me. might he come a bit closer so that i may speak into the mike?
ReplyDeleteIt appears that Mic is very open indeed. I shall give him some feedback....
ReplyDeleteSx
I couldn't tell if it was on so I tapped on those hanging buttons below. The mic man was not appreciative.
ReplyDelete*places chaste kiss on each of Mistress feet as is proper*
Would you ask the sound man to get that mic UP, please..? Jx
ReplyDeleteRant for the week:
ReplyDeleteI've got spammers routing through France trying to increase their rankings on google by linking to my blog. To keep these mofos from proliferating, I'm shutting down for a few days. I may open my blog again by the weekend or next Monday. It's what I've got to do to keep these annoying bots away.
Here's to hoping those spamming mofos are struck by food poisoning! And may they fall into some poison oak & poison ivy!
Let us know when you're back, Eros.
DeleteMr. DeVice had this same problem recently.
The rest of you, carry on ranting and raving.
I'm back! And, no, thanks, but I won't need the mic to make my brief announcement. But I'm done with laundry & have an extra pair of clean briefs for the boom operator doing a valiant job of holding up the mic for this long. Thank you.
DeleteEROS: Hooray! You're back! Did the French back down?
DeleteOne plays like kazoo. I've seen it before. (and this is not spam)
ReplyDeleteJIMMY: Welcome to Infomaniac!
DeleteAnother Floridian Bitch. Have you met our AyeM8y (Mean Dirty Pirate) in your travels up and down the coast?
Is this Mickey Finn ?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Bang a gong, get it on.
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