Tuesday, July 12, 2016

The Infomaniac Yoga Centre

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Strike a pose, Bitches!
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41 comments:

  1. normadesmond9:09 AM, July 12, 2016

    that dog knows how to get down.

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  2. Anonymous3:33 PM, July 12, 2016

    Ah yes, the "Strangled Crab".

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  3. LẌ4:37 PM, July 12, 2016

    That's one way to maintain optimal scrotal temperature.

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  4. ayeM8y6:23 PM, July 12, 2016

    Mmm, an elderly pretzel practicing Geritantric Yoga.

    Namaste

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  5. eroswings7:16 PM, July 12, 2016

    Sun salutation!

    Don't forget your sunscreen!

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  6. Mistress Maddie9:50 PM, July 12, 2016

    I sure hope I'll be that spreadable at that age.

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  7. mrpeenee11:23 PM, July 12, 2016

    That gives me leg cramps just looking at it. Stomach cramps, too, now that I think about it.

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  8. Testosterone11:45 AM, July 13, 2016

    He hangs left, by a mile.

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  9. Jimmy4:53 PM, July 13, 2016

    Sideward Fart position. They do that in my yoga class. Breath In-Breath Out...

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  10. jason2:21 AM, July 16, 2016

    "Bette Davis we love you!"

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    1. normadesmond10:48 PM, July 17, 2016

      what does this mean?

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    2. eroswings1:28 AM, July 19, 2016

      It's a reference to Madonna's signature megahit: Vogue.
      It celebrated the innovative, modern dance style created by drag queens, who would strut & strike a (fashion/photography/modeling) pose & create dance movements. There's a part of the song when Madonna starts name dropping famous, iconic people like:

      They had style, they had grace
      Rita Hayworth gave good face
      Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
      Bette Davis, we love you
      Ladies with an attitude
      Fellows that were in the mood
      Don't just stand there, let's get to it
      Strike a pose, there's nothing to it

      It's probably my fave Madonna song. Still a top ten dance/party song for me.

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    3. Anonymous4:06 AM, July 19, 2016

      Thank you for claryfying Eros. I thought Madonna's songs consist of heavy breathing and deep sighs only, it never appeared to me that there is a text !

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    4. normadesmond10:05 PM, July 19, 2016

      yes darling, thank you for the clarification!

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    5. Mitzi 11:38 AM, July 20, 2016

      I cannot name a single song of 'hers' after 2000. How she had the brass neck to complain about Lady Gaga knocking off one of her songs I'll never know.

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  11. Inexplicable DeVice9:31 AM, July 24, 2016

    Is it yoga, or has he been employed as a sundial?

    And now for something completely different: I've temporarily closed my blog as something weird is going on with a certain number of my recent posts. France seems to be involved somehow (?!?). I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, and a brief respite will be welcome, not least because it's too bloody hot here to think, nevermind blog!

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    1. Anonymous1:12 PM, July 24, 2016

      When I go to your blog IDV, I'm asked to use my google account.
      I do not have a google account.

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    2. Inexplicable DeVice2:45 PM, July 24, 2016

      Don't worry, Mago. Even if you did have a Google account, you still wouldn't get in (I believe?) despite being on the guest list.
      I've shut up shop for a short while until whatever is happening in France (according to my stats) stops. This probably doesn't make any sense, but I'll try and explain it when I'm back. Until then: Be good!

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    3. Inexplicable DeVice2:46 PM, July 24, 2016

      Or, at least, not too evil!

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    4. The Mistress7:48 PM, July 24, 2016

      Mr. DeVice has shut up shop until what is happening in France (according to his stats) stops.

      What the? Has the Tour de France taken a turn round his garden and up his back passage?

      We shall all stay tuned.

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    5. Anonymous12:04 AM, July 25, 2016

      It's all that dope ...

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    6. Ms Scarlet8:59 AM, July 26, 2016

      I am not on Mr Devine's guest list... therefore I am sulking.... and I'm too old to look pretty sulking.... my sulky pout looks like the arse end of a scraggy tom cat these days. Just saying.
      Sx

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    7. Anonymous3:23 PM, July 26, 2016

      I am sure it is the loveliest arse end of a scraggy tom cat that can be found anywhere around, dearest Scarlet.

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    8. The Mistress6:12 AM, July 27, 2016

      Miss Scarlet: Mr. DeVice has closed his blog temporarily, meaning that even though it says "by invitation only" he isn't actually inviting anyone. In other words, closed really does mean closed.

      From my email exchange with him, I understand he'll be back soon.

      I wish I could be back soon too but work and guests are a big distraction at the moment.

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    9. Inexplicable DeVice9:04 AM, August 03, 2016

      I'm back! (Although something's gone wrong with the "adult content" setting doo-dad, so I've had to turn it off, for now).

      Are you still working your guests, Mistress? Or making guest appearances at work?

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  12. Anonymous3:59 AM, July 26, 2016

    I feel abandoned now. Can we return to the good old knitting-blog-days ?

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  13. LẌ6:39 PM, July 26, 2016

    CAKE AT HERR MAGO'S!

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    1. The Mistress6:13 AM, July 27, 2016

      LX: I would LOVE to come over but you'll have to give me another day or two. Please save a slice for me.

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  14. Ms Scarlet7:40 AM, July 27, 2016

    I have eaten all the cake :-)
    Sx

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    1. dinahmow7:51 PM, July 29, 2016

      I think there's still some "wreckage" over at mine.

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  15. Jon3:05 AM, July 28, 2016

    That man must have cramp by now - he's been in that pose for two weeks... Has The Mistress also been hijacked by the Tour de France? Jx

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    1. Anonymous12:55 PM, August 03, 2016

      She once was hijacked by the Yakuza ...

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  16. Jimmy8:22 AM, August 05, 2016

    She must be getting ready for the annual garden contest.

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice1:24 PM, August 07, 2016

      She could be some time. After all, there's a big bush to trim!

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  17. The Mistress10:57 AM, August 08, 2016

    Alas, I've missed out on the cake. Yet even cake wasn't enough to lure me from my sick bed. The Mistress has endured a series of painful migraines. She is also tied up with work and entertaining guests throughout the summer. Not to mention the ongoing two month heatwave. Something had to give and apparently, it's cake and blogging. I shall return when the madness subsides.

    Thanks to those of you who asked about my disappearance (the Yakuza was not involved, this time) and thanks to those of you who sent me email greetings.

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    1. Ms Scarlet11:04 AM, August 08, 2016

      Damn those migraines.
      :-(
      Sx

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    2. Anonymous10:38 AM, August 09, 2016

      Very sorry to learn about the bouts of migraine. Recover, and return wenn Dir danach ist.

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  18. Old Knudsen11:23 AM, August 12, 2016

    I'm left wondering if he shaves or waxes, such a tricky area.

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