Sunday, July 10, 2016

The Infomaniac Hypnosis Clinic - Now Hiring

Some of our employees are not giving it their all...


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If you're willing to work your socks off, apply now for a position at the Infomaniac Hypnosis Clinic.

14 comments:

  1. how could i possibly apply when i'm already hypnotized AND mesmerized?

    yet i'm still able to see that he has gelatinized.

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  2. I could use a new job. I was going to say how much worst could it get? Then I saw the chubby above, who mind you, looks like a grown up version of the kid from The Christmas Story flicking his little carrot. Forget it. Plus he could use a training bra.

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  3. If that's a pillow back there, it's going to have to fluff itself.

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  4. Perhaps a room with more natural light & a larger, open space might motivate him. Or he could transfer to the Infomaniac Orchestra & learn to tune the instruments there. He's all ready mastered tuning his own instrument.

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  5. I bet he's a Tiddlywinks champ.

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  6. You did say working with your jocks off didn't you?

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  7. Dismiss him. Or put him in a position that needs clothes.
    Sx

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  8. "If you're willing to work your socks off" Slave driver!

    I'm very willing to work my fingers to the bone though.

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  9. He looks like he's phoning it in.

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  10. This is exactly why I never open my eyes until I'm in the Gincuzzi.

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  11. He'll put you in a trance
    Without wearing his pants!

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  12. How did you get this pic of me??

    You said the staff quarters didn't have cameras!

    *runs crying from the room*

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