See you soon, Bitches.
Saturday, May 31, 2014
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Here Come the Brides
Following a screening of Thunderball in which James Bond sets their pulses racing with his Jantzen swimming trunks ...
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Peenee and Norma (pictured above) wonder which of them will be chosen as the next Mrs. Sean Connery...
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Peenee and Norma (pictured above) wonder which of them will be chosen as the next Mrs. Sean Connery...
Monday, May 26, 2014
Let's Have a BBQ!
Saturday, May 24, 2014
Meanwhile, Up In The Attic
Mistress MJ stores her Christmas ornaments and spare houseboys in the attic. Or "loft" as the Brits call it.
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What's in your attic, Bitches?
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What's in your attic, Bitches?
Friday, May 23, 2014
Firm Up Fast!
Firm up fast at the Infomaniac Gymnasium!
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Now, for a limited time only, guests of the Infomaniac Inn may receive room service personal trainers!
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Now, for a limited time only, guests of the Infomaniac Inn may receive room service personal trainers!
German Cuisine
Germany is known for its quality beer, delicious sausages, and mouth-watering Apfelstrudel.
But have you sampled the other side of German cuisine? Behold. German cocktail weenies and Cheese Crack...
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But just when we thought it couldn't get anywurst worse, Infomaniac presents "Tote Oma"...
Translated into English as "DEAD GRANDMA," Tote Oma consists of minced blood sausage fried with onions and bacon (recipe may vary according to regional preferences.) This dish is also known as “Verkehrsunfall” or "TRAFFIC ACCIDENT."
Guten Appetit!
But have you sampled the other side of German cuisine? Behold. German cocktail weenies and Cheese Crack...
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But just when we thought it couldn't get any
Translated into English as "DEAD GRANDMA," Tote Oma consists of minced blood sausage fried with onions and bacon (recipe may vary according to regional preferences.) This dish is also known as “Verkehrsunfall” or "TRAFFIC ACCIDENT."
Guten Appetit!
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
Sausage Roll, Anyone?
Following kabuki zero's out-of-control Sissy Boy Slap Party last evening in the RUMPus Room (thank you, Cookie,) everyone was a little peckish.
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Thankfully, LX whipped up some sausage rolls in the kitchen. Feel free to take a nibble as he comes 'round with his tray of delights.
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Thankfully, LX whipped up some sausage rolls in the kitchen. Feel free to take a nibble as he comes 'round with his tray of delights.
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Monday, May 19, 2014
Sunday, May 18, 2014
Fancy a Fag?
You Bitches know how much Mistress MJ enjoys smoking accoutrements (but not smoking). Well look what Norma found!...
An automatic fag vendor!
Actors can do other things besides act. Lew Cody, for instance, blossomed out as a full-fledged inventor when he applied for a patent on an ingenious cigarette vender patterned after a movie camera. One turn of the handle on the camera and a cigarette is ejected from the lens barrel, as demonstrated in the photo.
An automatic fag vendor!
Actors can do other things besides act. Lew Cody, for instance, blossomed out as a full-fledged inventor when he applied for a patent on an ingenious cigarette vender patterned after a movie camera. One turn of the handle on the camera and a cigarette is ejected from the lens barrel, as demonstrated in the photo.
Saturday, May 17, 2014
Get Fit Fast
Friday, May 16, 2014
Blessed are the Bakers
Today we celebrate the Feast Day of Saint Honoré, the patron saint of bakers. Aujourd'hui c'est la Saint Honoré, le saint patron des boulangers.
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Is that a baguette in your basket or are you just happy to see me?
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As it says here, "If anyone needed a patron saint in the Middle Ages, it was the bakers. As Phyllis Magida points out in Eating, Drinking, and Thinking, bakers suffered "bakers' asthma" from inhaling flour dust, "bakers' knee" from nearly eighteen hours-a-day bending and lifting, and "bakers' eczema" - an infectious skin disease caused by the clogging of their skin pores by the flour. Bakers who were convicted of short-changing customers or using bad grain were subject to the "bakers' gallows, a terrible contraption by which the baker was hoisted in a basket and dropped 40 feet into a pool of mud usually resulting in multiple fractures."
And you Bitches thought the Oubliette was torture.
In France, St. Honoré's feast day is celebrated with a week-long festival of bread, "la Fête du Pain."
We here at Infomaniac wish to honor this occasion with... wait for it...
Do NOT click here.
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Is that a baguette in your basket or are you just happy to see me?
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As it says here, "If anyone needed a patron saint in the Middle Ages, it was the bakers. As Phyllis Magida points out in Eating, Drinking, and Thinking, bakers suffered "bakers' asthma" from inhaling flour dust, "bakers' knee" from nearly eighteen hours-a-day bending and lifting, and "bakers' eczema" - an infectious skin disease caused by the clogging of their skin pores by the flour. Bakers who were convicted of short-changing customers or using bad grain were subject to the "bakers' gallows, a terrible contraption by which the baker was hoisted in a basket and dropped 40 feet into a pool of mud usually resulting in multiple fractures."
And you Bitches thought the Oubliette was torture.
In France, St. Honoré's feast day is celebrated with a week-long festival of bread, "la Fête du Pain."
We here at Infomaniac wish to honor this occasion with... wait for it...
Do NOT click here.
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
Indisposed
Mistress MJ continues to be indisposed.
It is possible she may require medical intervention.
It is possible she may require medical intervention.
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Sending You to Muscato Land
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