The Boys of Bastille Day

In honour of Bastille Day on July 14th in France (also known as La Fête Nationale,) we here at Infomaniac bring you a sampling of THE MEN OF FRANCE.

Let's start with photos of the (troubled) Delon Family: actor Alain Fabien Maurice Marcel Delon and his son Alain-Fabien Delon, Jr....



And one of Alain Delon's other sons, actor Anthony Delon...



And then there's photographer Christian Aaron (Ari) Boulogne, the alleged son of Alain Delon and singer/Warhol Superstar,  Nico. YOU be the judge...


Ari Boulogne (left), a young Alain Delon (right)
Who's your daddy?


And now, moving along to MORE fabulous Frenchmen...


Benjamin Millepied (danseur/choreographer/Director of Dance at the Paris Opera Ballet and Mr. Natalie Portman)...




Camille Lacourt (backstroke swimmer)...



Christophe Mae (singer)...




Gad Elmaleh (stand-up comedian and actor)...




Gaspard Ulliel (actor/model)...




Guillaume Canet (actor/director and partner of Marion Cotillard, voted 2012's "Sexiest Woman in the World")...




Jean Dujardin (actor)...



Jean Dujardin, again, this time shirtless...


You're welcome.


Jean-Hugues Anglade (actor)...




Jean-Michel Tinivelli (actor)...




Julian Bugier (TV journalist)...




Kad Merad (one of Mistress MJ's favourite actors)...




Louis Garrel (actor)..




Mathieu Kassovitz (director, screenwriter, actor, etc.)...




Matthieu Tribes (actor, director, screenwriter, composer, etc.)...




Maxim Nucci aka Yodelice (singer/songwriter)...




Melvil Poupaud (actor)...




Morgan Parra (rugby player)...




Nagui (TV and radio personality)...




Nicolas Cazal (actor)...




Nicolas Fargues (novelist)...




Nikos Aliagas (journalist/entertainer)...




Olivier Martinez (actor and Mr. Halle Berry)...




Olivier Minne (television presenter, actor and producer)...




Olivier Rousteing (fashion designer)...




Patrick Fiori (singer)...




Patrick Petitjean (model)...




Pierre Yovanovitch (architect/interior designer)...




Raphaël Personnaz (actor)...




Romain Duris (actor)...




Tahar Rahim (actor)...




Thierry Henry (footballer)...


The above photo is dedicated to the late Infomaniac Bitch KAZ, who had a thing for Thierry, as documented here on Infomaniac. We miss you, KAZ.


Vincent Cassel (actor)...




William Leymergie (journalist, television producer and host, and one of the first men Mistress MJ sees in the morning)...




Yoann Gourcuff (footballer)...




Actor/director/screenwriter Pascal Elbé...



Actor Gilles Lellouche...



This is just a SAMPLING of what France has to offer, Bitches. Aren't you hungry for a baguette?

Of course, not ALL the men in France are this handsome. Click here for Bogdanoff Twins.

Honey, I'm Home!

Mistress MJ has returned home from holidays.


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What have I been missing, Bitches?

Tasteful Trailer Park Living

Mistress MJ leaves today for a week of leisure at the Infomaniac Trailer Park...


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Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

I have my magazines...


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I've brought along a little rough trade in case my double-wide needs servicing...



I can rest easy knowing that my sinks will be spotless when Norma does the washing up.


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Oh, did I mention that Norma has agreed to come along to keep out the riff-raff?...


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I'll be back around the 13th of July.

See you soon, Bitches!

Public Service Announcement #19

With summer in full swing and everyone making picnic plans, we here at Infomaniac would like to remind you about the importance of hygiene.


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A report reveals that 76% of people surveyed assumed that Porta-Potties were full of germs and bacteria, but in fact they have less germs than a picnic table!

Protect! Don't infect!


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

U.S.-U.K. "Special Relationship"

As the Fourth of July winds down and we remember the United States' Declaration of Independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain in 1776, let's take a moment to consider how British accents sound to Americans and how American accents sound to the Brits.


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Is it any wonder your two nations haven't always seen eye to eye?

You can't understand what the feck you're saying to one another!

Signed,

A Canadian, eh?

Fourth of July Cock

Happy Fourth of July to our American Bitches!

Pool Party

Wake up, Bitches!...


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There's plenty of time to snooze once you're in the pool...



A question first.

Are you wearing fashionable swimwear or beach attire?...


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If not, you will be judged by Mr. Peenee and Norma...


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July 1st - Triple Hap-Penis

Mistress MJ returns briefly to celebrate the following THREE events:

1. Norma's birthday...



Please help yourself to Norma's cake. There's plenty of cake (and Norma) to go around.


2. Canada Day...



Thanks to fellow Canuck, Huggy Jon for the photo. I believe these are Huggy Jon's own undergear or "bobettes" as they're known in Québec.

And finally...

3. LX's fifth anniversary as "Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ."

Here we see Mistress MJ attempting to school LX in "How to Talk Canadian, Eh?"...

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Now, if we can only teach LX to say "zed" instead of "zee," we'll be making some progress.

As usual, the Vodka Fountain and the Gincuzzi are in full swing.


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Fire up the barbecue, Bitches!

Getting Back on Track

Mistress MJ is taking some time off but will return soon.

Happy Birthday, Miss Congeniality!

You may know her as Miss Congeniality from our "Miss Cocks in Frocks" competition.



Or perhaps you recall when she and Cookie tied the Blowjob Contest to each win the title of Cocksucking King.

Maybe you were there when she was given a butt reading.



Of course, you know she’s the current winner and next hostess of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition.

We're gathered here to wish PRINCESS a happy birthday on June 26.

So why are we posting this on June 25, you ask?

Because our Prinny is in Australia, otherwise known as Tomorrowland. It's already tomorrow, today!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRINNY!