Thursday, April 06, 2017

Tartan Day

For those of you of Scottish heritage, today is Tartan Day ...


[via]

28 comments:

  1. Scottish remake of The Seven Year Itch!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Or forming a breakaway splinter party...

      Delete
    2. LX: Indeed! But we can see that he doesn’t keep his undies in the icebox.

      DINAHMOW: Ouch.

      Delete
  2. I see he's already been busy splashing that fence... Jx

    PS Re: sidebar news - I may take a little meander to the bushes of The Heath on Sunday, in (ahem!) memory of George, of course!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. JON: You were the first person I thought of when I read the words George Michael Sex Party.

      p.s. Good fence-spotting.

      Delete
  3. Guid gear comes in sma’ bulk.

    or not.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. NORMA: Is that what the fellas have been telling you?

      Delete
  4. Replies
    1. Have ye tried his Scotch broth?

      Delete
    2. MISTRESS MADDIE & TESTOSTERONE: Or his COCK-a-leekie soup?

      Delete
  5. Those boots are BEGGING for a licking.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. DAMIEN: And you’re the man to administer that boot lick.

      Delete
  6. I hope he's careful where he sits...wouldn't want splinters!

    And for a second there, I thought this was a day to celebrate tarts...the delicious pie treats--or a reference to the whores...er...hordes who visit here religiously.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. EROS: Everyday is Tart Day, here on Infomaniac.

      Delete
  7. I hope you kept an eye on your Plaid Room, Mistress? It wouldn't do to lose all your fixtures and fittings!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. MR. DeVICE: By golly, I forgot to lock down the Plaid Room!

      Delete
  8. I can't stop staring at.....


    that gorgeous jacket! ;) xxoxoxo

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. SAVANNAH: Have you been watching “50 Shades of Grey” again?

      Delete
  9. so nice that he matched his socks to his skirt.....a fashion no no at the moment

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. TOPHER: Welcome back!

      Where have you been?

      Delete
  10. Aye, and I am wearing the tartan of the Harvey clan. Could have worn the Dorsey clan tartan, but I am too fit to fit in it anymore.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Are these the Knudsen colours ?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. MAGO: The United Colours of Knudsen.

      Delete
  12. Donald where's your trousers. I received a Scottish fiver in my change yesterday, I took it from the checkout woman using my thumb and forefinger and gave it to my maid of all work to dispose of.

    ReplyDelete
  13. unrelated, sorry

    For your viewing pleasure - especially the design by Christopher Kane is noteworthy.
    Come back soon. *mwah*

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. MAGO: Dieser Croc ist hässlich!

      (excuse my bad grammar)

      Delete